Rules of The Internet

in #rules6 years ago (edited)
  1. Do not talk about ...

  2. You do NOT talk about ...

  3. We are Anonymous.

  4. Anonymous is legion.

  5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

  6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

  7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

  8. There are no real rules.

  9. No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

  10. There are no real rules about posting.

  11. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

  12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

  13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

  14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

  15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

  16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

  17. Every win fails eventually.

  18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

  19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

  20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.

  21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

  22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

  23. Worship the God of Copy 'n Paste.

  24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

  25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

  26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

  27. HENTAI IS KING.

  28. Always question a person's gender - but it's always a man.

  29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Justice Decoys.

  30. There are NO girls on the internet.

  31. Tits or GTFO.

  32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.

  33. Lurk more — it's never enough.

  34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

  35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. rule 35 of the internet

  36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

  37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

  38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

  39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

  40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

  41. Needs more Desu. No exceptions.

  42. Nothing is Sacred.

  43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

  44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society.

  45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.

  46. The cake is truth.

  47. The pool is always closed.

  48. A cat is fine too.

  49. One cat leads to another.

  50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.


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with so many camouflaged bans... it's really free.

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