Back Home... With @trumpman's Fuel Tank Empty And My Camera Memory Full!
Hello there!
As you know, I've been spending the last few days as @trumpman's personal slave! First he kidnapped me and took me to his village where I had to cook for him all day and give him foot massages...
I was not allowed to leave the house!
I would only serve him all day long!
You see what an ordeal I had to go through, don't you?
And as if that wasn't enough, on Friday he forced me into his car and drove me to Pelion, where my personal tragedy continued!
I didn't have under the sun a fate! (greek expression, don't mind me... it's the sunstroke speaking!)
Poor Ruth!
Only God knows how much you suffered!
We would visit all these beautiful beaches and I wasn't allowed to even soak my feet...
... for less than an hour!
Neither sunbathe...
Pure misery!
Thirsty...
... and hungry for almost a week now!
Aaah, thank God my misery came to an end tonight...
... and I can return to my same old routine!
Because who needs vacations after all? (sobs to herself holding her pillow tight...)
I hope you liked this little teaser preview of my summer holidays. My memory card holds at least 1500 new shots now. Don't worry, I'm not going to show you all of them! But I'll make sure you get to see the best clicks! I have to admit that there are some pictures I took that I am really proud of and I can't wait to share them!
*All images (non-edited) by @ruth-girl - Steemit, 2018
Thank you so much for your time!
Until my next post,
Steem on and keep smiling, people!
I wouldn't mind getting kidnapped to such a fine location. It's just that I cannot cook, but I can buy a six-pack of beer :)
If you know how to buy good beer then you're definitely on the "to-kidnap-list" hahaha!
Oh crap, I know how to cook and brew good beer. I must beware forevermore of Greeks bearing invitations.
MARRY ME!
Too late, I'm taken.
Oooh! You shouldn't have said that! Now you're in danger :P
Well, let's see how it goes 😂😸
Marry me
Hahaha, I need a Lambo :)
god damn it, that was supposed to go to effofex!
You would if you were with me. My farts are insufferable
τελικά δεν ισχύει αυτό που λένε "δεν έχει στον ήλιο μπύρα" :P
εισαι Α-Π-Α-Ρ-Α-Δ-Ε-Κ-Τ-Ο-Σ-
ευχαριστώ! μπορώ και χειρότερα :P ,haha :)
Seems like you've been a victim of a serious crime @ruth-girl!
I could examine @trumpman with the polygraph, but I think he would confess anyway! :D
Nice photos, as always!
Glad to see that you are having a great time. My summer is still delayed..
polygraph? sounds tasty!
😂😂😂
If I ever get kidnapped I hope it will be in Greece. Even if I get locked underground in a ruin I will be able to appreciate the architecture.
That reminds me of a round of Dwarf Fortress I played once where one of the dwarves was kidnapped a, but extremely happy because he was admiring the handiwork and craftsmanship of the legendary leather bag in which he was stuffed.
That's a weird point of view for a hostage...
@ruth-girl 😆
Well, the truth is you will love most of it! It's definitely worth being "kidnapped" here (especially around spring or summertime).
Been to Greece once but it wasn't enough, a lot more islands I want to check out.
same!
I am impressed with the way you expressed the events in short sentences. When next you are kidnapped, call 911. lol
I don't think 911 would help, they'd probably end up "voluntarily kidnapped" too :P
χάλια χάλια.... κρίμα καημένη Δώρα τι σου μελε να πάθεις;;; πως θα το ξεπεράσεις τωρα;;; :ppp
Άσε Νικο, υπεφερα! Θα χρειαστω τουλαχιστον 20 ωρες ψυχοθεραπεια για να επανελθω!