Shitpost

in #shitpost6 years ago (edited)

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They say you're afforded a "shitpost" every once in a blue moon...

That is. If you've put some modicum of considerable effort into your "normal" posting habits. Fuck.

Nothing wrong with a good shit post. It's kind of an art form, actually.

Isn't that just terrible?

Even for those totally out of gas and wanting to give up and not care anymore,

even their shit posts can be seen as, well, shitty shit posts. Ah, that's life, isn't it.

Here's a video of a bunch of people getting killed by a firing squad. What a tremendous waste of life:



Sure, they were Nazis, but they were men. They were infants. Babies. At one point. What a terrible waste.

My friend Matt Clarke said to me:


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People who are brainwashed can fight in wars. Half the Nazis bought a lie because they figured fighting for "God and country" couldn't be wrong.

I have hope for the generations to come, though. My son. His people. These kids. More and more raised by parents that don't indoctrinate them into the psychopathic belief that it is normal to murder strangers for a flag.

THIS IS A SHITPOST THOUGH, SO I SHOULD MOVE ON.

What the fuck is Steemit.com doing?>>!?!?!?!

People have been talking about communities and SMTs forever. Still not fucking here. There's blood in the streets, people can't even read the user agreement, and basic programming bugs exist in very fundamentally basic applications. Is this--was Steemit--all basically just the AMWAY of 2016 - 2018? Jesus fucking loves me. Seems like folks are starting to ghost. A power down sounds pretty appealing.

Know one should never much such decisions in haste, though. Except for the few true believers (you know who you are) this place feels pretty goddamn dead right about now.

Someone....

Tell me what is happening.

Never mind! DON'T.

THIS IS JUST A SHITPOST. A POST FOR SHIT. TIE YOUR SHIT UP HERE WHILE U GO INTO THE STORE.

~KafkA

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Graham Smith is a Voluntaryist activist, creator, and peaceful parent residing in Niigata City, Japan. Graham runs the "Voluntary Japan" online initiative with a presence here on Steem, as well as DLive and Twitter. (Hit me up so I can stop talking about myself in the third person!)

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Not shitty enough. This will never reach the trending page.

You're trending in #fuck, though, above some porn and Schattenjaeger.

Nice shitpost. Here's an old one of mine (warning: literally a shitpost): https://steemit.com/shitpost/@kevinwong/sorry

Nothing really changed on Steem ever since I posted that actually.. kinda scary lol.

Haha. I remember this one!!

Holy shit...get it ;) ! That was better than I was expecting!

hahahah, I've clicked this link. LOL

And a fine shit post this has been!

I have a poo emoji in my office. Every time I walk by it to the laundry room, or go to or out of my office, or sometimes at random moments, I look at it, point at it, and in a high pitched voice, go "poopoo." Now, everyone here does it. You see Poopoo likes to be acknowledged, and he approves of this shitpost, because it's not a shitpost, it actually has wisdom and thought and isn't just some crappy thing that somone is sharing. This shit is worth something ;)

Hope venting has helped you feel better. It's actually true for the poo emoji. The things we do around here for giggles sometimes...

Steemit does need to get its act together before another platform comes in and does better for giving out crypto for posting.

Haha, that's great! Sounds like the poo emoji really keeps things vibrant and cheerful.

This shit is worth something ;)

Thank you. :)

Steemit is going to be in beta forever

Sure seems like we've been had.

Its still the most active blockchain in existence. And honestly its fine how it is even with all of the weird issues.

Ok! So,
Steemit would be great today if only we hadn't have shot those nazis, or something like that.
Man! What a shit post ;)

Hi @kafkanarchy84. Minnow here. I saw your upvote and wanted to check your blog.

I initially thought I would post one or two high quality posts per month. But I quickly discovered that the STEEM system highly encourages shitposting and quantity over quality.

I'm not sure I like that. But your shitpost was an interesting read. You've got a new follower.

you've absolutely unique manner of writing;)
if all names of users will be deleted, I'll find your blog in 5 sec;)
Your Shit post is NOT shit at all!

Thank you, Talia :)

shitty shit posts. Ah, that's life, isn't it.

The worst kind.

Uh good post , was all light hearted but u threw the execution curve ball in ! Shame we don’t have public hangings anymore - still now we have reality tv which is almost as entertaining ! I’m on a 24 hour Facebook ban - which is why I winded up here .

Lol. What’d you get banned for?

Ranting about tommy Robinson

Hey graham u still coming to mine tommorow ? If so what time ? Uh should I put my number on here - my Facebook is disabled lol

Yeah planning on it. What time works best for u? Messenger doesn’t work anymore, either? I wouldn’t put your number on here...

How are u coming ? I don’t mind putting number - 0702 642 4646- I thought 6 or 7 text me when u decide - cheers ;)

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