Star Trek: The Last Voyage

in #startrek5 years ago (edited)

If you are a devoted Trekkie, you must remember the most dangerous moment in the history of franchise. That was half a Century ago, when the courageous crew flew into the hands of the deadliest alien race in the known Universe…



Yes, that was the race worse than Flying parasites of Ingram B, the Sand bats of Manark 4, the Vampire cloud creature of Argus 10, race that Borgs could learn from, race that could shame Klingons in cruelty, race more stupid than Nielsen family ratings… they are… (drum roll please)

Network Executives from the NBC

(National Biscuit Company? No Bloody Clue? Nebulous Bull*hit Corporation?)

Duration: 11:57



The last “Enterprise” crew: Capt. Kirk (John Belushi), Spock (Chevy Chase), Dr. McCoy (Dan Aykroyd), Sulu (Akira Yoshimura) and Uhura (Doris Powell) encounter network executives (Elliott Gould, Garrett Morris) who announce Star Trek is cancelled. Aired 05/29/76.

Fast forward 40 years, same NBC race made much more expensive and dangerous SF show, with a lesbian actress star who acted as a news anchor, trying desperately to persuade the audience that she is a real news person… You know who is that alien actress, don’t you? I don’t have to spell it to you?

But let’s get back to track… trek… Star Trek, that is. You can recover from this blast from the past… or future — by watching highly stimulating, comforting and calming info about the “Enterprise” designs…

Duration: 14:24



…where a guy with authoritative voice is going to explain to you how important is an aerodynamic design in space vacuum… ;)

Live long + prosper!



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Have you caught any of Discovery, @lighteye?

No, @kommienezuspadt, discarded TV long ago :)

NBC sucks. I think they also cancelled Firefly before the end of season one.

Never watch Firefly, @tarotbyfergus, but I remember vaguely a “Threshold”, with Carla Gugino. That was also dismissed after 13 episodes… :( Don’t know if that was NBC.

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