When Sally and Bob had to go get real Jobs! PART ONE
Tears welled up in Sally's eyes as the Repo company pulled up to tow away her custom made Barbie Pink Lambo. "WHYYYY MEEEEEEE?" , she wailed into the cold and cruel air as the car she stripped for that hot Bitcoin for was towed away. Thank Heavens she had Bob, who was her "Manager" to help her with the maths and to save all her keys for her because he was such a thoughtful gent!
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Sally ignoring her bills until the Repo big mean men came and towed away the Lambo (giphy) First World Problems
Bob got the call and also was suffering in the Bear Market after leaving his entire family and taking out loans and mortgages to buy in at the top. He also bought a shit load of Doge and that was actually feeding him for months on end but he was too prideful to admit it. Top Ramen had been coursing through his veins as he sped over in his leased bright red Porsche Cayenne with spinning rims. He drove to Sally's hipster McMansion that was a little bit obnoxious with the really cheap stucco and hedges that were trimmed to spell out PRINCESS. He carefully adjusted his blinged out Gucci watch and ran to his beloved Sally!
Bob right before their house of cards crashed down and in a very large state of denial and way past due on child support for his 4 kids he left to go "ALL IN" on Crypto.
Sally was hugging her Pomeranian, "Chanel Kardashian", very tightly and began questioning the very meaning of her life without having her Lambo. The market had been very bearish for way too long and all of a sudden reality set in. She wished she had listened to her mother Sylvia who liked to play Mah Jong at the Synagogues twice a month. She had warned Sally that Bob was no good and that also she was no good for doing unsavory things for air money that twice had been either hacked or stuck in Poloniex for months on end......
TO BE CONTINUED!........
If Robert is your fathers brother, who exactly is Bob?
#thealliance #witness
lol, goood question
Hilarious!
Haha, this made me laugh.
Me too Haha!
Love it...
Bob no good.
resteemed.. :)
Thank you, I need an outlet for my twisted sense of writing!!! Somehow it all needs to tie in with a future SteemFest that happens in the Ozarks or Prairie and Bob's ex wife shows up in a Ford Fiesta with the kids and Sally realizes she wants to become a female Rabbi, ....somehow Ned will make a surprise appearance and Sally finds out her voice is worth something and starts blogging and doing color challenges.
LOL
Right on! Always :P
...I'll get around to bob and sally's plight, soon...lolol
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"Chanel Kardashian" 😂
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