You Can Literally Summon A Sh*tpost (WARNING NSFW)
So am perusing the musings and blatherings and delightfully eccentric posts in this place and I stumbled across a friends post which had many comments...
If you have been on here for a hot minute you would be familiar with people leaving commands to summon pancakes or popcorn on peoples posts using !pancakes or !popcorn if it's a real dramatic battle between blogging titans!!!!
Then I saw something horribly uncouth and oh so offensive that I felt my special snowflake privilege welling up in me to the point of wanting to Vlog and also get on every show on Discord to whine about it. It is the "Shitpost" that leaves a literal pic of poo on your post. I am deeply traumatized and shocked on every level as it is in poor taste.
I don't know who made it or who is behind it but I demand to speak to their manager at once!
(giphy, make sure to eat enough fiber O.o)
PLEASE BOT THIS POST FOR ME SO I CAN FLING SHIT BACK LIKE THE PRO-BLOGGER I AM
https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/poop-and-your-health
if you dare you can summon it yourself but beware as consequences will never be the same, barf , lol but barf
@battleaxe be like:
Hehe just teasing. I love you.
will uv when I have more than this "shitty amount"
This is the most I've ever regretted looking at the comments on a post before... I think someone literally shit out their intestines in that photo...
yeah no joke, hope they consider colonics in the future
and someone else ate them ... see above ? ahahah
!shitpost
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!shitpost
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Thanks for contacting Pancakes Express!
Would you like to order pancakes?
Please upvote this comment with your order:
If you would like to order your own pancakes, just make a comment
!pancakesanywhere on the blockchain and we will send you a menu.Hahahahaha this is so hillarious, so people got extreme and made a poo bot AJAJAJAJAJAJA is shocking but some post really deserves it i've seen some really really shitty post
#remembertoflush
Agreed, I think it's sick and dark humor but whatever
!shitpost
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!pancakes
Thanks for contacting Pancakes Express!
Would you like to order pancakes?
Please upvote this comment with your order:
If you would like to order your own pancakes, just make a comment
!pancakesanywhere on the blockchain and we will send you a menu.As a follower of @followforupvotes this post has been randomly selected and upvoted! Enjoy your upvote and have a great day!
thanks so much and have a non crappy day :)
!shitpost
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!waffles