Jokes 1001 #1 Is That How They Do it?
Happy Monday... you got your blues but don't worry, I got a jokes to lighten up your day.
A new Irish marine captain was assigned to an American regiment on a remote post on the Lebanese desert. This is his first experience being in the desert. During his first inspection , he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the American sergeant why the camel was kept there.
"Well, sir, " answered a nervous sergeant, "as you know, there are two hundred fifty men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have...m-m-m...urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."
The captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understood about that, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the captain starts having real problem with his own urges. He's a man and it is understandable that he has his nature calling too. Crazy with passion, he ask the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent and had his 'way' with the camel.
After he's done, he ask the sergeant, "Is that how they American do it?"
"Uh...no sir" the sergeant replies.
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