Rhymeled -Day 95 of the steemitschool 100 day writing challenge by @d-pend

Someone told me that no matter what I write it turns out good. It really doesn't but some people need extreme measures :P So today I set out to prove him wrong and write my worst poem ever- Maseltov!

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Elsie the cat
wore a hat
it did not hide that she was fat
the doorbell rang ”who is that?”
It was Meurice the desert rat
standing on the welcome mat
he said “ hello I’ve come to chat”
he looked like an aristocrat
so in the parlour there they sat
and gorged on tea and PIE!

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It's still a bloody good poem, nice meter and rhyme, nice character development and rapport, sorry pet, you fail at crap verse.

Agree. It's a great poem
Some people have a talent for poems and should do that more often

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