Congrats to all the winners of the fire beetle contest! I worked really hard on my story, but didn't quite make it. I'm hoping that a change in writing style might be the ticket. I used a random plot generator to see what would happen, so this is just for comedy purposes only. Enjoy!

A Fantasy Novel

by rakkasan84
What would you do if you knew there were mean pirates with shocking habits near the ones you love?

During The Unshellening in the Bottom of the Sea, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath.

During The Unshellening in the Bottom of the Sea, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes one-year-old Crustacean King, a strong and smart Doctor.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from mean pirates who sucker-punch each other? Would you even want to?

The Good Doctor follows Crustacean King and his sassy friend, Phil Parker, as their slimy lives tumble through turbulent events in King's Mud Hole, again and again.

However, Crustacean finds himself troubled by his slimy ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the mean pirates?

rakkasan84 explores minions and delicious sandwiches to full effect in the fantasy novel to end all fantasy novels.

... to be continued

(photo courtesy of drkrabby.com)