#steemsilvergold — the shiniest tag on Steemit keeps getting shinier

Hello lovelies!

It’s me, Precious!

...and i just woke up from a rather bizarre dream: in it i was an actual earthbound woman! My fins had disappeared and my tail had split apart so that i had two legs and a pair of weird looking feet! It still felt like i was swimming, but there i was — walking the walk!!! I hope i have another one like this ‘cause there is so much to explore!!!

I’m still dumbfounded by what i did see though. People were exchanging paper garbage for goods and services, and, they were using play-money coins for the small stuff... so bloody strange! Also, i saw logos of ME everywhere! As if every 10th shop was a Precious store. I didn’t go into one, but they were all jammed with people just sitting around or staring at the ubiquitous device they all seem to carry. I know it wasn’t a compass, ‘cause if it was they’d all begoing somewhere. But instead, they seemed content to just lounge around... oh well, whatever, i too have been known to gorge on too many prawns and then have a nap. But check it out, i made a drawing from my dream memory:

I don’t know why i’m wearing a tiera, but if it were made out of precious metals and jewels then i would certainly bring it home with me, and really, i don’t know why i have such a chubby face... but no bother, it was just a dream, and i know my goodlooks are here to stay. I hope you don’t think that makes me sound too narcissistic, ‘cause i happily admit of beauty and strength in others, and love equality. However, i am just aware of the love i am showered with by the fine people of the SS-G — my favourite ship of fools anywhere — and this makes me feel beautiful on the inside, which in turn makes me look beautiful from the outside.

Damn!!! I am one cool hot-cookie!!!

Now, the other day i had an airbrush artist whip up a picture for me, remember this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! That may just be a little too sexy — sheeesh! — i mean i adore it, but it’s a little distracting. So i went back to the beach and found another artist and explained what i wanted, and i think she did a great job! I told her about the

And that because of so many awesome people aboard the SS-G my ship was about to come in! And she came up with this

O, i love, love, love it!!! I took it home and hung it up right away and then put on some tunes —

“Woman, in blues...!”

I might’a even had a little of that canadian seaweed i brought home for my sisters — tee hee, i didn’t give it all away! So now i am going to flipper-out and see what i can find out there

I love the shiny, and the fancy too!!! And i am grateful for the 20 or so SSG peeps that have offered up some treasure to me. I promise to turn it all into magic

✨✨✨✨ ✨✨🧜🏼‍♀️✨✨✨✨✨✨

but what of the 100+ other members? I am confused... don’t they like me? Don’t they think i’m worth it? Are they just lazy? ...well, no matter, i try to keep my mind on the positives, my debts in the negatives and only get bitchy when necessary...

☝️ That one totally deserved it!

O, O, O, i think my sonar just picked up another shiny morsel being thrown overboard and down into my waiting arms — thank you SSG! — and especially these fine folks:

Talk about walking the walk!!!

I am Precious — and beyond precious

Special thanks to my coaches, these:

Ooops, tee hee, wrong 5 guys — but damn those burgers look good ✨🧜🏼‍♀️✨

It’s these 5 Guys i wanna’ say thank you too — they keep my scales in order and my treasure chest full!

@welshstacker, @buggedout, @silverstackeruk, @raybrockman & @thedamus