Avast Me Hearties! It’s Pirate Sunday!!!

Hiya friends!

So first off i want to announce the most recent winner of thedamus’ coveted “Asskicker of the Day” award. This special prize is going out in full regalia to @stokjockey — congratulations Asskicker!!! — you da’ man! Stok wins today’s prize for writing his article about Engelhard (yesterday). See it below (i resteemed it) or go and give that mofo’s page a visit and upvote his ass. Cheers jockey!

Just grabbin’ a wee nip of the grog for encouragement and then i’m heading out to see what i can muster for Pirate Sunday!

Y’Arrrrrrr!!! Thar be a ship on the horizon that looks like it needs a good scuttlin’!!! Weigh the anchor boys! And hoist the line! We’ve got some loot to plunder!

Surrender to the cannon your high-ness or be blown to smithereens!!!

From this range we can sink your entire flotilla!!!

Well, she flew the flags of surrender and we scallywagged right up close to get a better look and to get our hands on some o theys treasure!

And so jingling and jangling with some fresh shiny Lira in my loot sack i turned the Ingot around and headed back to Pirate Bay. Once ashore i went to see me ol’ step-Mother-in-law who had just returned from her trip to the far away nation of Norway — and she brought me some purloinerie! Two pieces of American Constitutional from a Garage sale — in freaking Norway!!! Well, i doffed my hat and bent low while sweeping a small patch of her floor with me hat! And then stood up and feasted me one good eye on some old lovely.

Or perhaps i should’ve said “lovelies.”

A 1923 Peace dollar and a Morgan that’s 118 years old! (Ol’ Silverbeard does a crazy-dance he learned from one of Willi’s post! Crazy-shaking-feather-feet!!!)...I tell ya, the old birds sure know how to make a pirate smile! And lemme’ tell you, that ol’ gal knows how to hoist a pinot or two...

Perhaps i should’ve told her about me raffle, but alas, it slipped through my slippery mind! So i will tell y’all about it. It only costs 1sbd or .80 Steem and you could be the thief in the night that wakes up with this handsome pile!

Not quite the “handsome pile” Mrs. D gets to wake up with, but a not too shabby secondary consideration i’d say 😜😜😜

So get on it! Dig out some loot! Send that shit to @thedamus and leave me a message — YOU may be the winner!!!

Your ship may come in!

You can’t win if you don’t play — so COME ON DOWN and spread the word and the Steem! If more of you scallywags get on board, the prize will grow ever larger!

Hell! I’ll even lend you one o my crew so you have safe passage back through the gauntlet and thievin’ of Steemtown. He be one of my most fiercest and ornery mates and he knows what to do with a cutlass!

Or, you could just walk the plank alone...

Best of luck to all who play — everyone is invited — and the winner will be decided by fair 3rd party randomizer on this upcoming Weds or Thurs.

Y’Arrrrr!!!

Taste the rainbow!!!

Cheers! from @thedamus
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Ooooh la la! A little gratuitous Marilyn!!!

And some gratuitous @thedamus too 😍😍😍

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