Most Epic SSG Raffle to Date!!! Followed by the most hilarious!

in #steemsilvergold6 years ago (edited)

Hiya Stackers,

Well if anyone was confused about @raybrockman being a total Asskicker and Grand Benefactor of SSG, i am happy that that madness has been cleared up! That crazy motherfucker just gave away a 5oz Pamp Suisse Ag Lady Fortuna AND a 4oz Silver Hunski — that I fucking won!!! (...@thedamus does the “Chicken Dance...”)

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Hip Hip Hooray, for that Hip Cat Ray!!!

I was so impressed that i tried to impress my Steemit Sensai by adding respect and honour upon his most glorious offering!

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https://steemit.com/steemsilvergold/@thedamus/zombie-sheep-dog-and-a-1oz-predator-wolf

I humbly offered the 1oz Predator Wolf as a 3rd Prize. But i also offered a 2018 Incused Maple for anyone who entered the contest after reading my post AND THEN describing this “Asskicking Deed.” Funnily...actually, fucking hilariously, only one person got it right! @willsparks88 didn’t technically say he entered, nor did he desribe this deed — and further — that drunk bastard sent 3sbd to a contest that required increments of 2sbd. And then my buddy @eaglespirit sent only 1sbd!!! It was only @mikegpo who actually satisfied all the criteria successfully!

LMFAO!!!

I am tempted to just take one SBD from 88 and give it to @eaglespirit and hold a 3-way contest... this is what i want to do... however, i have learned well from my Steemit master, and thus, shall stick to the letter and to the instruction of my “Zombie Wolf” post. Alas!!!

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And then there was one!

@mikegpo COME ON DOWN!!! You have just outplayed every last person on this list (even ME!!! Since i did not explicitly comment on my own deeds in my own post!) that, there is in fact, no contest!

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Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!! The 2018 Incused is yours fine sir!

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My Man in Winnipeg Man!

Cheers! from @thedamus
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@thedamus thats really funny

That crazy motherfucker just gave away a 5oz Pamp Suisse Ag Lady Fortuna AND a 4oz Silver Hunski — that I fucking won!!! (...@thedamus does the “Chicken Dance...”)

And you always know how to do the splitting. I missed this

Glad your onboard for the fun yungchief! How you liking your new girlfriend?
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All cool, I stare at it daily

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Winner winner chicken dinner !!!!!!

Congrats on the 4 oz win TD and congrats on the incused maple @mikegpo!

Cheers ks! Hey, i fucked that one up! You got in man, and were in the draw 🔼 above, but alas, you didn’t win... thanks for supporting ssg and being an asskicker!
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You win some, you lose some. But if you don't play, you can't win. Thanks again for uping the prizes for the big raffle and make sure your name is on that list for being awesome! :)

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That’s some shining treasure men , I can’t stop loking at the gold. Smiles . Congratulations to winners

this new coin is very beautiful...

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