Stacking with The King (and some other anti-nonsense!)

#steemsilvergold continues to amaze me. In 11 short months i have gone from a somewhat recluse bullion collector (that knew better than to talk too much about the merits of precious metals and other sound forms of money) into a full blown pirate of the Steemy seas, and blaring mouthpiece for all things shiny, true and full of badassery. Y’Arrrr, thems that contract the dreaded stackitus be the lucky ones!

One of the original bad-boys-of-steemit i met was @fat-elvis — i think i liked this cat from the moment i saw his handle! Who wouldn’t smile at a chosen moniker as cool as that? Sheeee-it!!! It still makes me chuckle! 🤣🤣🤣

A hunka-hunka burning love and a vicious stacker too. Not only that, but I have heard that fat-elvis is out beyond the cutting edge of blockchain technology, and investing like an Atomic Shark on Acid, while simultaneously holding down all the responsible trappings of a dedicated father, businessman and all around cheeseburger eating Asskicker.

Want more proof?

💥BOOM💥

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I picked this up, another parcel, and grabbed a cold King-can! (My PObox has an excellent liquor store 3 doors down.) And then hopped in a taxi...

The teaser:

...all stackitus symtoms vanish as the anticipation swells!

And oooh look! There are a few things in there...

Huh? Welshie! Ya’ crazy bastard!!! delay of game is @kiwiscanfly’s move — 🤣🤣🤣

Okay, okay

First off, elvis sent me a sweet lil’ knife with awesome toning and a remarkably long and sharp blade.

I love it! Knives are special things and i will cherish this one 😎👍

Next, the fat-King sent me an awesome sbss round — O Cannabis!

Nothing like a brand new ounce of weed!!!

But wait, there’s more! Elvis also sent this deadly lil’ 1/10th Ag incused Indian Head 😁😁😁

So cool! I will re-show when i get my iPhone loupe

And yet there is more! A sweet dolphin pendant in .925 — it takes one to know one 😜 you’ll get there buddy! Just keep swimming!!!

How fucking sweet is all of that!!!??? What a trade!

Thanks fat-elvis! You have officially one upped my ass! (Damn, that sounded terrible!)...ahem

You have officially (thedamus snickers again), you have officially won this round of one-up-the-other-guy. But i’ll getcha’ ⚡️🤟😜⚡️

I can still one-up this post though... Ah ah ahhhh

So i got downtown, plugged in info for a cash withdrawal from the btc ATM and sat down outside, with my beer, my qr chit, and my other parcel.

Before i even got into the parcel my cash was ready!

Stackitus squirting everywhere, i continued with the task at hand.

Capsuls!

Beasts!

Piratey Pieces of Eight rounds!

And perhaps the best i have saved for last...

And i am pleased to have the perfect tool!

It’s amazing what a little alcohol and a flush bitcoin wallet can manifest!

Glam shot!

I’ve been eyeballing this vintage honey for some time, and am not disappointed with it at all. Even though i paid a wee primo over generic, the rich history seems worth it.

With all of that being said, however, it may just be the stackitus talking. It seems this dreaded ailment has turned me from a Maple and gen bar investor, through a junk collecting multi-national, poured silver wannabee and left my shiny carcass here at the last stage: numismatic bullion stacker.

Y’Arrr Maties! Thar be no place like home!

Long live SSG! and

Cheers! from @thedamus