The One-Up-The-Other-Guy Saga Continues!

Good Morning Friends,

Grab your javas and settle in: things are about to get crazy!

I got as far as reading the note before i figured i would do this whole unboxing live, as i write this article, so lemme’ catch up a lil bit before i carry on.

About a year ago @silverd510 jumped into the fray of “one-up-the-other-guy.” At that point i think it was just me n Ray goofing off and sending each other ridiculous parcels of “Fuck-Yeah!” Maybe @fat-elvis had already joined the game, and i forget when @dfinney jumped in, but it is basically these 3 other people with whom i am so engaged. I think it might be my turn with @fat-e who has kept things reasonable. It is definitely my turn to reply to @dfinney — who, i might add, after lobbying for “baby-steps” decided to throw caution to the wind and one-upped my ass so resoundedly that i am still at a loss for how to reply — and a little bow-legged too 😜🤣😂 and then there was @silverd510 & @raybrockman. I definitely got ol’ Ray-Ray squarely in the chops last year and he’s still reeling, bah ha ha (i’m feeling the pain right now too buddy so no worries, no hurries and no nada...)

And then there was 510!

He jumped into OUTOG by sending me a beautifully crafted, hand-built Pirate’s Treasure Chest — that he made himself! I was totally blown away... and i still am! Remember this beauty?

It is an absolutely gorgeous piece and solid af. And it makes for a perfect real-deal prop when i’m getting my Pirate on!

Now i forget the exact details, but my reply to 510 was all crypto + 1 silver coin. I sent 510 some LTC, some BTC, some Poe, a whole bunch of information about trading, got him hooked up to Binance and, i believe, took him from 0-60 In crypto terms in about a week — Wooooo!!! Now unfortunately the whole crypto space has been a shit show in the last year, but when this turns around — and it will turn around — ol’ 510 is going to be poised to make some great decisions, and hopefully a fuck-ton of money as well. I also delegated to rewards-pool in his name for a 1 year membership (i haven’t been keeping track, but hopefully 510 has been getting splashed like a mofo lo these last several months).

So, what did he send? Well first off he sent me an ENORMOUS box. (Pictured below with a short sbux cup for scale.) And, nearly $70 usd in shipping fees! Thanks man. Postal fees bite us all in the ass, but big ones like this deserve some special recognition — Thanks again 510! Yer a classy mofo 👊😎

And inside of that, an envelope with a letter, and something round inside.

The very cool letter:

😳😳😳😳😳🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😳😳😳😳😳

Damn!!! This is gonna’ be good 😜👍👍

First up, and a recent winner from one of 510’s awesome raffles — fyi, there’s one running live right NOW! — a 2016 Somalian Elephant

100 Shillings! So sweet mon. And 4 x 9’s too

Next, the Morgans, and these are amaze-ballz. Deffo the nicest ones i have ever had...thus far (evil maniacal laughters echoes.)

Very nice dollars D. It blows my mind that these shiny ladies were already 100 years old when i was 10 & 17. The history oozes off of these and i haven’t even open the capsules yet 😳🤩😜👍

Damn D! You killed it with these lovelies. I think i am going to do as you have suggested and rearrange my stack so that each of my boys can get a Treasure Chest fro their existing loot, and can throw in this newest addition of real-deal Treasure. 👊😎

Okay, okay, let’s have a looky loo!!!

What the holy fuck!!! This thing is huge! And absolutely beautiful, wow! Just look at that top!!!

Just beautiful D! And i like the firebrand inside too 😎👍👍

And together, the two Chests look like happy mates 😁😜🤘🤣

So awesome man. Thank you very much. I love that i have two awesome chests for my two awesome little boys — they are going to absolutely freak out one day, and the thought of that makes me smile and laugh like a very happy pappy and will for years to come, and that is truly a magical gift. So again my man: thank you very much for sharing your skills and your asskickery, these chests have become instant family heirlooms.

Lordy, lordy! Replying to this is gonna’ take some brainpower and some creativity...and some damus time, but i’ll getcha’ Fletcha’!
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I am @thedamus, proud member of the shiniest tag on Steemit and i just got one-upped like a mofo by a Mofo, mofoz — we should all be so lucky!

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