Steem Wars Episode 3: Into Daftness
'Why can't they all be like you Muxxybot?' Doctor Muxx paced up and down the bridge of the RETARDIS, still reeling from his hyperdimensional face time transmission with the increasingly annoying Captain Trickle. Muxxybot chose to ignore him and continued his calculations for galactic domination, humming robotically to himself over the ship's speakers.
'Yes, you want to subjugate the galaxy - granted - but with you Muxxybot, you know what you're going to get. Mortals, not so much.'
Muxxybot's hummed a little louder to drown out the whining. Doctor Muxx didn't take the hint.
'I guess I am going to have to trust that The Steem steers them as it wills. Wait, Muxxybot...is that..?'
...*...oh, what?...*...Strange, Muxxybot never sounded....innocent before. 'That tune you're humming. Please tell me it's not...'
...*...affirmative...*...'Noooooooooooooo!'
Another has answered the call of The Steem. Yella - @alheath - has joined The Darths. With a physical age of 900 and a mental age of 6 she will be an obvious boon to the team.
This week we learn more about another of The Darths' new recruits, Bounty Hunter Kaber Tauss - @dbzfan4awhile. Straddling The Good Side of The Darth Side, he plans to retire to a small planetoid outside of Fatooine.
Galacpotato Tangle - @tanglebranch - and her crew embarked on a perilous new mission. Dr. Muxx's message was somewhat vague...
Galacdictator Tangle et al.... a distress signal has been detected in the Quadrangular Quadrant. Source unknown, species unknown. Take thine crew and investigate / rescue / dominate whoever it is disturbing the galactic peace.
Much bleeping ensued as the Intangible was made ready for departure.
Undieslord Negavader - @negativer - 'expertly' piloted the Intangible and landed on the low polygonal third planet of the quadrant and commandeered a toaster bot.
Sixty-Wine - @caleblailmusik - escaped the Intangible along with Juavez-7. The two droids made their way to a hip, diverse and inclusive coffee shop just as terrorism struck in the form of a pack of skint headed punks.
Meanwhile, back on board the Intangible, the rather buff Byepeex Reist-Stoomtrooper Destroyer - @jasonbu - took delivery of an Autozonian Bride, modeled to resemble Galactickertape Tangle. Curiously devoid of clothing, with just a small red shirt to hide his modesty, Byepeex Reist was interrupted from whatever he was planning to do with his latex and neoprene blow up Galactic Goddess as the ship came under attack. Galactripcrator Tangle and Byepeex swiftly beamed off the ship and onto planet three.
Galacdictator Tangle - @tanglebranch - beamed into a janitor's closet in the back of a misogynistic coffee shop. Using her charm, beauty, blaster and beauty some more, she set out her plans to dominate the silly planet.
Miss Fixit - @catherine813 - had a word or two to say about being bitten in the ass by a raccoon, and reiterated that in no way was the Dronefly crew going to complete Dr. Muxx's mission. Sigh.
The insufferable Captain Trickle - @rhondak - contacted Dr. Muxx directly to mock his hair, his obvious superior intelligence and to put a downer on his general joie de vivre. Sigh once more...
Tiny The Tall Space Witch - @tinypaleokitchen - and the crew of the R.S Flying Wardrobe rescued Jay from the PO-E-3 infested Poetry Academy.
Once safely beamed back on board Seven'OData - @idenkcall - is assigned to quarantine Tiny and Jay, as well as the two brain jars Jay brought back with him.
Looks great Dr Muxx
OMG you are so cracking me up here. This is a superb curation post. I best get writing so Princess KatLe'a makes it into the next one.
I love it. You're awesome @gmuxx! I hope we can match your awesomeness with our ridiculous stories. :P
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