OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 28 - He Hadn't Even Sworn Or Farted In Front Of Her Yet.

in #story6 years ago

Today I am promoting the fuck out of an owl sanctuary. At first I didn't see any point in promoting it but then I looked at the check and changed my mind. It's an adult owl sanctuary. Wink, wink. You may not go in there as an adult but when you come out you will be. After some of the hottest live action owl sex you've ever seen. GUARANTEED! If you've got an owl fetish it's the only place to go. If you haven't got an owl fetish then it's the only place to go where you can develop one. Go out and fuck an owl today. Did you know you can do one from behind and still maintain full eye contact? Here's what one of our customers said about his month long series of owl sanctuary visits: "Watching a grown man suck a snowy owls dick was worth the price of admission on its own." You can't argue with that.


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This was it then. The bit his whole life had been leading up to, unknown to him until recently. He wasn't panicking, he was confused. Angelique was very subdued and contemplative. Hermes had been quiet for several minutes. Jake was trying to decide whether he should take his toothbrush. Excitement bubbled in the pit of his stomach while dread was doing a tap dance in his chest. That had to be more than excitement in his stomach. Something was definitely going on down there. A near painful discomfort was making its way through his bowels and it was in a hurry. If he didn't know better he could have sworn he was about to shit himself. He was generally very regular where his stools were concerned. He'd already had his daily turnout that morning. No signs of what was currently happening had been evident. Nerves? It was perfectly possible a few words with Hermes would sort all of this out. Only he had to speak audibly to communicate. His relationship with Angelique hadn't reached the point where taking a dump could be introduced into the conversation. He hadn't even sworn or farted in front of her yet.

He made his way to the bathroom. Nodding and smiling at the avatar as he passed her. Even walking was quite painful. Angelique barely acknowledged him. If it wasn't for the urgency of his condition he'd have asked why so. No time for that. This had become an emergency in double quick time. Jake had started to sweat. Holding this in was presenting a monumental task. Likely to become an impossible one as that pain surged into the final straight. He hardly had time to close the door behind him and drop his drawers. His naked ass still inches above the seat, Jake groaned as something that felt bigger than a bowling ball, but much sharper, plummeted out of his rectum. It clanged on the porcelain bowl sending up a lot of spray, if Jake was any judge. He sat on his crapper, badly shaken by the turn of events. The agony had receded. All was as it had been before his unexpected intestinal difficulties. Dare he take a look? That could wait. Until he'd recovered his equilibrium. He left it a couple of minutes before deciding he'd have to get going. Jake stood up cautiously then took his first look at the newborn.

"What the fuck is that?" He squeaked.
There, standing proud of the water by a good few inches, was a block of silver.
"Oh so you're talking to me now."
"No. I'm exclaiming. Which is the least you'd expect when a lump of metal falls out of anyone's ass. Now here comes the actual question, addressed to you. What the fuck is that Hermes?"
"Discovered in 1808 by Sir Humphry Davey, it was originally called Alumium. Davey changed it to Aluminum a few years later."
"Thanks for the history lesson. Now tell me why a solid lump of alumium is currently resting in my toilet bowl?"
"Thought it best to get it out of the way. Portals don't take too kindly to highly conductive metals. When you passed through it would tear it out of your body, by any route necessary, and that can be messy. Iron, steel, gold and copper are the same. Calcium you can get away with. Intermittently it'll even remove semiconductors."
"Aren't you made out of this stuff?"
"I was. Now I'm fully organic. Reduces efficiency substantially but there are a few advantages. Me not being destroyed is my favorite."
"Well at least you're alright then. Now one more question."
"Fire away."
"Why has it got corners?"
"Oh that. I thought it would look nicer. Less like a replica turd. It's much better aesthetically isn't it."
"You've got a point. The fact my ass is bleeding is of more concern to me though."
"That's a bit selfish. The anal bleeding will be taken care of shortly. My boys are stemming the flow as we speak. We apologize for the delay, but this is due to unforeseen circumstances. Like I said having no highly conductive metals to work with, slows us down. We will get better as we adapt to this new working environment. New technology always takes a while to bed in. You've got to expect a few teething problems."
"Laugh away. I know you did that deliberately."
"Yes. I had to remove it from me and your body in order to prevent harm. It's my job. No need to thank me."
"Oh I'm going to spend some time coming up with a way of thanking you for those corners Hermes. I promise you that. Have you got any idea why Angelique is so... somber?"
"I'm not allowed to say."
"Before a sharp edged cube forced its way out of my anus I would have accepted that. Now I'm feeling like being difficult. Why can't you tell me?"
"There's a causal branch coming up. A decision you will make that will affect your future greatly. Neither Angelique, nor I, can be allowed to influence your decision."
"Balls. I know, from pissing about with you this long, that it could be the tiniest of things. Like whether or not I take a toothbrush. That's why I'm slightly obsessing about such stuff. Small decisions can have enormous effects while big decisions can make no difference at all to anything. Let's get moving."
"I'm not the one holding things up am I."
"We'll have to agree to disagree about that for now. Given I wouldn't be starring at a block of solid metal if it wasn't for you."

Time hadn't become critical yet. The journey would take a little over three hours if all went well. Up to twice as long if it didn't. With a near full tank they'd have more than enough to get there and back. Thanks to Doxy. He could only imagine all the shit he'd have been dealing with now but for her intervention. Making his judgement of her, regarding having sex with Kruger, all the more reprehensible. He didn't suppose they'd ever meet again but if they did he definitely owed her at least an apology.

First problem, the GCA. How was he to shift something of that weight and size? Not a problem, Hermes informed him. The Geochronometric Array was only a three dimensional representation of the multidimensional being Angelique was. Not only did it weigh nothing, it didn't actually exist. Only gaining substance when its occupier was at home. In addition it was a convenient mechanical device should they enter any threads where the laws of physics either differed or were entirely absent. That didn't seem possible. Jake wasn't about to argue the point. Physics was vital here. It didn't mean it was vital everywhere. Second problem, nothing. He packed a couple of changes of clothing into a small bag. Taking anything more was not only pointless, it could prove counterproductive. Anything taken from this rapidly collapsing reality would complicate things. It only remained to get to the car and set its satnav in motion. Stuffing the remains of his wad of stolen cash into his pocket Jake set off, Angelique in tow.

Being the perfect gentleman he was, Jake opened the passenger door for his companion first. Unnecessary it turned out. She was already comfortably seated in the back. Still looking pretty miserable. Also uncommunicative. He was starting to get the feeling he'd done something very wrong. Than again it was equally possible he'd not done something right. Taking a moment to collect his thoughts, Jake went over all that had happened since his first meeting with Sharon. He couldn't find anything. The engine coughed into life, spluttered a bit then purred contentedly. His eyes caught Angelique's in the rear view mirror. Less than two weeks ago he'd been sat next to a young woman with much the same demeanor. She'd thought he was going to rape her. That was the last of her worries now. Nadia was headed for a fate much worse than death. As soon as he left this reality she'd be cast off into nothing. And as he'd recently discovered, nothing was a dreadful thing.

"Son of a bitch." Jake declared loudly. "I can't leave her here. That would be a shithouse trick on my part. Hermes?"
"Yes."
"If we take another person with us how will that affect us?"
"I've got no idea." Hermes answered unhelpfully.
"I, on the other had do." Angelique declared.
Now she was sitting next to him in the passenger seat and positively glowing.
"Right fill me in with whatever you think I need. Please bear in mind that the last time we met this lady thought I was intent on forcing her to sleep with me. There is a very real likelihood she will distrust my motives today."
She stroked his hand.
"Nadia's presence will not affect our transit. Ours will affect hers though. There are two possibilities here. When we go through the portal she will travel with us to our destination. Or she will return to her own dimension at the exact time and place she left. In a short period of time she will forget this ever happened. It will be no more than a daydream."
"Good. Now how the hell do we find her? I dropped her off at a hostel almost two weeks ago, maybe more. I know she was working as a cleaning woman but not all the details of where she works."
Angelique reached out and touched the satnav.
"There you go. I am tracking her current location and will update immediately if she moves."
"Is that likely?"
"Yes. She has jumped several times since she arrived here. Both geographically and chronologically. Only forward through time which accounts for the difference in locations. She will have been unaware of these small trips. They are a few hours at most so we should be okay. Unless she moves a whole day forward."
"That's dented my confidence a bit. Here we go then. Let's rescue our damsel in distress."
His passenger leaned across and kissed his cheek. Wiping her thumb over some invisible lipstick on his face.
"I knew you would make the right decision about Nadia. The others? We can do nothing for them. Even if we carried them to the furthest edges of the most distant realities they would still meet the exact same fate."
"Can't believe I'm doing this. For a coward like me this is very close to bravery. I'm still having difficulty processing the two of us bonding through sex."
Damn he hadn't intended to say anything about that. Not yet anyway. Angelique merely giggled.
"So you have been talking to Hermes I see. He knows nothing of the bonding process. Jake you silly boy, bonding isn't mere sex. It's far more intimate and enjoyable than that. It also takes several days."
Holy shit that sounded awesome. Now all he had to do was avoid saying or doing anything that might take the shine off that. Then push all thoughts, of Sharon and Angelique doing it, from his mind. This was taking a considerable effort on his part. He had to get his shit together. They set off. The car stalled. Smiling despite the embarrassment, Jake started the engine again and pulled away from the curb. For the last time ever. Now all he had to do was persuade a justifiably deeply suspicious Polish woman to accompany him on a long trip. Why did he never have any chloroform when he needed it.

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There are so many things to say about this one........ First of all I've never been to an owl sanctuary but I am fairly sure that it doesn't look like this.

If you've got an owl fetish it's the only place to go. If you haven't got an owl fetish then it's the only place to go where you can develop one. Go out and fuck an owl today. Did you know you can do one from behind and still maintain full eye contact? Here's what one of our customers said about his month long series of owl sanctuary visits: "Watching a grown man suck a snowy owls dick was worth the price of admission on its own."

Second of all, what the fuck???
No in all fairness while the story is bat shit crazy, it's really well written and funny as fuck. I don't know what possessed you to write it but i did read all the way to the bottom and enjoyed what i read.

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