A dating profile for Norma Snockers
by The Invisible man

I only date nice men, who want to meet for socialising, reading and mutual respect
I am the doctor you're looking for.

To the only good man out there,

I'll be honest with you. I've been hurt pretty bad in the past. I refuse to be a cash machine or play thing ever again. So don't message me unless you know how to respect women. I'm a fun kinda woman.

I'm an energetic lady, who likes nothing more than socialising with the right man.

None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my daring personality, closly followed by my smashing elbows. I hope you will not laugh at my elbows, as men have in the past, or treat my fingernails like a joke.

I work as a doctor, helping teenagers. This allows me to exercise my skills: intelligence and arresting bad guys. My job once caused me to encounter Nick Eyres, yet still men treat me like junk. It's just not on.

My life goals include:
Star in the next Star Wars film.
Punish men for being evil
Discover that there are still some good men in the world
Become the best doctor I can be
Help all the teenagers in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be patient and gentle. You won't be afraid to meet my parents and will have a healthy respect for marriage.

My ideal date would involve reading in Devon with a brown man by my side. While we're there, I admire your ample eyelashes, hoping to myself that you're not another nutter.

In case I haven't made myself clear, men have hurt me in the past - bad. My last partner nailed my grandmother to a spike. Now I'm looking for a gentle man with ample eyelashes, as I read in a magazine that they are the least evil.

May the force be with you.

Prove me wrong about men?

Norma Snockers

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman