Always Stay Slender, Hairy Dick
By The Invisible Man
A Country Song

I grew up overshadowed by lush gates
Couldn't catch the eye of no city girl

Here I am devoted to Hairy Dick
How I love the way you look in your orange jeans
Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye

Where the lush gates stand
And the still ditches surround
I'll ride my little truck with you by my side

There's a whisper in the Devon breeze
Reminding me of His pussycat
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
His pussycat in the morning skies

You appear on the horizon
Brushing that wavy hair from your eyes

The city folk with their fancy gadgets
Cement gates like grey tombs
Don't have nothin' on our way of life
Just listen to the crickets

Don't live your life like a fool
Today might feel a time to be like a fool
But that ain't no way to lead a life

You know, there's a lot I drive by in my little truck
Folk who is messing up
Always stay slender, Hairy Dick
Always stay slender

In Devon, when I was a child
I met a slender man
"How can you be so slender?" asked I
Here was his wise reply

Don't live your life like a fool
Today might feel a time to be like a fool
But that ain't no way to lead a life

Met an old lady who lived like a fool
"What happened to her?" asked I
Here was his wise reprise

Don't live your life like a fool
Today might feel a time to be like a fool
But that ain't no way to lead a life

That lady's gone now
It's sad really
Word is, she had wavy hair once

Little Hairy Dick, keep your jeans orange
Always stay slender, Hairy Dick
Always stay slender

Crickets, crickets, crickets
Crickets, crickets, crickets...

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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