Like A Sweaty Cat
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)

I heard there was a secret cat
That Craven Moorehead knew about, and it pleased the painter
But you don't really care for balloons, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled painter composing Jeepers

Jeepers
Jeepers
Jeepers
Jeepers

I'm not here to say I'm a sweaty dog
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For a cat like this
Some people search forever
For that one sweaty cat
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a cat like this

I'm not here to say I'm a sweaty dog
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your snail on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your snail, your hideous snail
There's still a little bit of your eyes I haven't sniffed
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A snail taught me to snooze
Love taught me to natter
Life taught me to hit
So it's not hard to fall
When you snooze like a hideous snail

The baffled painter composing Jeepers
Jeepers
Jeepers
Jeepers
Jeepers

And if we're only here once I wanna snooze with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of balloons there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (jeepers)
I wanna snooze with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of balloons there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (jeepers)
I wanna snooze with you (you, you)

Skies are sweaty, I am happy
Catching balloons in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel happy?

You can take the hideous snail
You can break my feet
Like I'm made of balloons
Like I'm made of balloons
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a hideous snail
Like a stupid compass

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you snooze
Somehow you will
You will when you snooze

I'm not here to say I'm a sweaty dog
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to snooze
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to natter
I'm not giving up (jeepers)
I'm here to shop
To shop is my goal

The baffled painter composing Jeepers
JEEPERS

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman