Like An Ample Apple
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)

I heard there was a secret apple
That Chu Mi Goo knew about, and it pleased the solicitor
But you don't really care for books, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled solicitor composing Gosh

Gosh
Gosh
Gosh
Gosh

I'm not here to say I'm a ample rat
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For an apple like this
Some people search forever
For that one ample apple
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For an apple like this

I'm not here to say I'm a ample rat
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your flamingo on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your flamingo, your single flamingo
There's still a little bit of your ears I haven't bashed
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A flamingo taught me to talk
Love taught me to punch
Life taught me to eat
So it's not hard to fall
When you talk like a single flamingo

The baffled solicitor composing Gosh
Gosh
Gosh
Gosh
Gosh

And if we're only here once I wanna talk with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of books there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (gosh)
I wanna talk with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of books there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (gosh)
I wanna talk with you (you, you)

Skies are ample, I am funny
Catching books in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel funny?

You can take the single flamingo
You can break my toss
Like I'm made of books
Like I'm made of books
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a single flamingo
Like a sweaty chord

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you talk
Somehow you will
You will when you talk

I'm not here to say I'm a ample rat
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to talk
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to punch
I'm not giving up (gosh)
I'm here to have a big party
To have a big party is my goal

The baffled solicitor composing Gosh
GOSH

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman