Bribes From @brisby

in #thealliance5 years ago (edited)

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Deliciousness Revealed

Yes, I took a bite before I took the picture. I was already hungry before I had arrived and purposely skipped my normal lunch time because @brisby had offered to stuff my face. And believe me, she accomplished that task with flying colors. I don't know the name of these things, but OMG, they were good - and they are gone already. (All of the food you sent is Bris, thank you!) Was her way of a welcoming 'kiss' LOL! Ya, bad joke, but yummy cookies!

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But Her Sweetness Didn't Stop There

She also made those scrumptious chocolate chip cookies for me! You have to understand, this was a special recipe. She explained apologetically, that she had run out of vanilla and instead, substituted almond extract in its place. These were the best cookies I've ever had, and it was based on a baker's choice. I have to call you a baker Bris, well done. If anyone has ever had a macadamia cookie, think of that over a semi-soft chocolate chip cookie and - oh, heavenly. I finished those before I got home LOL!
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Lunch Time!

She is very giving, and on top of these savory pizza pockets or pizza rolls - whatever you want to call them - she offered up a gift for the girls. See those books? Those were just some of the ones I got sent home with. The Halloween one seems to be the big winner at the moment lol! Once I began eating, I thought perhaps she may be a shirt off your back kind of person, and as you read the rest of this, you'll see I was spot on with that notion.
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The Community Garden

I have a thing for art. Now, I can't tell you who painted this or who sculpted that, but it does attract my attention. As we went for a walk in her neighborhood, she showed me a neat mural on a pole barn (and @thekittygirl, I have a whole post prepared for some sweet barns she showed me) that was part of the 'Community Garden' she was a member of. She even got a free lot this year! Still had to pay for dirt, but, neat community outlet nonetheless. The last one there with her butterfly smile was perfect! Natural and real happiness showing through, love that one.

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The Hoop

I don't want to tell this story wrong, but this is @brisby's basketball hoop. I have other pictures of this particular location I will actually send you, if you want to do a post about this. It was a birthday gift from her father and this piece of land, as you can kind of see, doesn't really exist anymore. It has since been looted, sold and burned to the ground. But she did share a few memories of various areas I pointed out on the property. Thanks for the tour down memory lane hun, I know that couldn't have been too awful easy. Oh, hey, did you retrieve it yet? :P
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Parting Gifts

Remember that shirt off of your back comment? The Kraken there, she was actually wearing and just after I bit into a cookie, noticed it above her impressive cleavage. (She has nice boobs btw.) I picked it up from her chest and went on about Hydra and some comic book yammering. I thought that was the end of it. NOPE! As I sat for the last fifteen minutes showing her how to play Steem Monsters, she presented me with the Kraken and the neat Homunculus Eye. I was all, "Seriously? No, you've already given me this and this and this and..." Shirt off her back. I got a few hugs with boobs smashed into me upon parting. Mmmmhm, nice boobs. Anyway, I felt the least I could do was send her some cards, as I brought nothing to give. Thank you @brisby, you are a genuine soul. They now rest with my Russian Doll from @dreemsteem, the 'Butthuggs' bracelet @saffisara made, the Skull Society bracelet @monchhichi23 made and the crystals @katrina-ariel has given me. STeeM oN my peoples, and REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even when I'm stuffing my face.

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wow she sounds like such a super generous and sweet person! I hope I get to meet her someday!!! :)

@brisby - i love how you loved on my MVP witness!!!!

and can you make delicious cookies for me too??? but gluten free? hahahahaha

awesome visit - and that little treasure trove of goodies is stacking up nicely!!! :) you need to get yourself a little display case i think! hehehehe

love you Witty!

Thank you, Dreemsteem! 🤗 I'd be happy to whip up a batch of anything you'd like (The queue starts behind Snook. 😁) Until then, f you'd like, here's a link to tasty gluten free chocolate chip cookie recipe that I use for my sister: https://liagriffith.com/the-best-gluten-free-chocolate-chip-cookies/
And here's the recipe for the ATK all purpose blend for gluten free flour (it is cheaper than purchasing the premade mixes): https://www.google.com/amp/s/articles.cleveland.com/cooking/index.ssf/2015/10/make_your_own_gluten-free_flou.amp

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Hehehehe thank you!!!!

You are so sweet!!! My son was actually making GF chocolate chip cookies last night before he realized we have no eggs lol

He makes the BEST cookies mmmmmmmm so today... EGGS.

Hahahahahahhaa

Having your son bake you cookies, THAT sounds fantastic! 😄

I can't count how often I've begun baking only to realize that I'm out of something. 😅 Hope you are enjoying your day (and that you've plenty of eggs! 😁)

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Yes! I was totally thinking that when I put the picture up! Display case would be perfect. Felt lining, glass door and maybe a low level color changing bulb or two.

I bet she could totally make you some gluten free ones, she knows her way around a kitchen!!

Much love Dreemy, thanks for stopping by😍😘🤗😘😍

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hehehehe yep - get yourself that display case!!!!

if you get it - take pictures so we can see it!!! :)

My face is redder than a cranberry from your compliments, thank you! (I can't take credit for my rack though, the Boobie Fairy blessed me twice through my pregnancies. 🧚‍♀️)

It makes me happy to feed people and doubly so when they enjoy it and don't try to sneak my food to the dog. 😁
Love hearing that the books were a hit!

You're a trooper, for as tired as you were you still chose to trek around my neighborhood, then out to the sticks and still took time to show me how to play Steemmonsters! I was and am so touched by your gift of the cards and your generosity. 🤗 You had already given the gift of a visit, laughs and stories so to also do that was incredibly kind.

Nope, I've not fetched my hoop yet, my car can't fit a ladder so I need to return with some rope and a shovel (I thought that I could get it rocking and then dismantle it on the ground but the base is too overgrown and heavy).

The collection of the doll, bracelets and crystals from your friends is so cool! 😎

Thanks again for your visit. I had a great time talking and wandering around with you.

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Boobie Fairy 😂😂😂😂 hahaha
OMG you crack me up girl 🤗❤️

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😁😁 Happy to get you laughing!

Wonder if one of these would be happy to live in my home?

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The boobie fairy??? Bwaha! I need to meet her! Lol Do let me know if and when you get the hoop😎🤗🤗

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What a charming and wonderful smile @brisby has! I've seen photos of her pretty face — months ago — but never one with a smile so charming as this one! Simply superb! And how generous of her to cook for you, bake cookies, gather gifts for your daughters, and give you those cool jewelry pieces, too! 😊

I'd glady grab a shovel and help dig-up that pole with the basketball goal on it! That so needs to be at her home where it will be cherished and cared for! And I am looking forward to the barn photos! How exciting! 😁

You've me blushing again, Kitty! Thank you so much for the compliment and your offer to help dig out my hoop! ❤ ( I will be honest in that I have to do a bit of trespassing to reacquire it. 😉) When I do reclaim and repaint it, I will put up the pics. 🤗🤗

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She does have a great smile, would like to see it more! I offered to help get it down, maybe next time 😍

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Sounds like a really good day
And @brisby sounds fabulous 😊

Aww! Thanks, Kaerpediem! 😊 It really was! I hope that you have yourself a lovely day!

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She totally is hun, glad you think so🤗

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Wow! That looks like really delicious cookies... and I don't even like chocolate 😜 lol
She seem like such a wonderful person with a huge heart ❤️ my kind of woman!

I loved the pictures of the barns and my favorite is the one with @brisby sitting by the cool art.. Love your smile sweetie 😊

Also the basket hoop...love the story, and it must be special.
Thank you for sharing this and just.... Poor @brisby 🙈 you and boobs...lol
Hope she didn't blush to much.. I would lock you in the closet and say... No more boobs for you 😂😂😂 hahaha.. Jk

I'm glad you got to meet her and I hope I do one day to.
Awsome gifts you got.. Really pretty..😍

Made me smile.. Much love ❤️🤗❤️ and boob tease 😜

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Thanks, Saffisara! 🤗🤗😘 I think that we would have a ton of fun with a meetup!

Hmm..instead of chocolate, how about raspberry and almond cremes for you? Or blueberry lemon squares?

Ha!! I cram so much into my closets that he wouldn't have been able to fit! 😂 Besides, receiving appreciation for my gazoongas is pretty flattering coming from a kind and happy man.😁

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You would lock me away with no boobs!!! Ahhhhh! You are evil, evil I tell you! 🤣🤣🤣

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Or mabye I lock🔒 you away with bunch of boobies ( . ) ( . ) rubbing you all over 😂😂😂
Might be to much to handle... Lol

That I could at least agree to. Are you the Booby Fairy???

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I don't know... Am I?
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You have quite the treasure trove happening there. Love that kraken!

Ya the Kraken is really cool, I don't have anything even close to that, so was appreciated 😎

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howdy sir enginewitty! dang, where does she live? I wanna stop by on one of her baking days! wow. what a fun post. Great job Mr. Face Stuffer!

She up in New York my man and be prepared if you do, you will be totally full before you leave!

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