Under Construction!

in #thealliance5 years ago

Under Construction!

Yeah... not a happy camper right now at all. What do you do when you got some asshats making all kinds of racket doing construction right outside your door at 7 am when you went to bed at 4 am?

Give em the what for!! Wake me up, and freaking make me move my car at this ungodly hour, it's a crime against humanity I tell ya! You can just take this on good authority, they got a whole lot of @#$@#%%$ #$%#%^ @##^^ @##$%^% #%^&&*%^!!!!! And they also interrupted a very cool dream I was having too, and it wasn't rated xxx btw... just sayin!


It all started with @jackmiller... yes we can blame him for this one, ahahahaha!

He was working for this oil company, and well they had quite the disagreement, and parted ways. Since he was in country without any kind of visa, he was trying to keep a low profile... lmao.

Running around in camo and cheap shades with a cigar hanging out of his mouth, he was a sight to be seen. :D Anyhow... he had decided to beat this oil company at their own game and strike it rich looking for that Texas tea. And wouldn't ya just know it, he needed some help, and who did he call? Everyone from #thealliance of course!


Sooo... I get a call from @snook telling me about this situation down in Florida, and @jackmiller needs our help.

I pack a bag, and hop in the car and do the 13 hour trip... yes I do tend to speed on the I-95 lol. So I arrive down in gator country, and wind up in our home away from home for duration. Let's just say it ain't the ritz. Jack was living in a shack... in the swamp lands no less. A vacation hot spot it was not! So I meet up with @snook, @enginewitty, @brisby, @saffisara, @thekittygirl and the gang, and everyone was making camp in tents. Looked like a refugee encampment really.

So we started working on the drilling platform, and someone had gotten injured, and @snook was calling me to help. So off we go to hospital, taking great care to not let the cat out of the bag, we did a drive by emergency room visit. As an aside, seeing a dirt covered @snook with grease on her face, well that is pure gold!


So we get back to the site, and wouldn't just know it, the eff.bee.eye was looking for Jack!

Somehow the oil company got wind of our lil project and trying to take us down.

So in order to save our friend from capture, we decided to ship him off to Canada with @guiltyparties and @katrina-ariel. It was a series of close calls, as we were playing hot potato with Jack, switching cars here and there during the OJ Simpson high speed chases on the highway. But we successfully evaded the man!

So there we were... in the middle of the swamp, trying to come up with a game plan. Everyone was a hot mess, and beat down after all the drama...

And that concludes my dream!


You can thank these people outside my window for that. It was a crazy ass dream, and fun too! LOL :D We did have some good times in there fyi.

And with that... PEACE OUT!
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I shared this fun piece of writing at PYPT because I thought it was awesome! Great job! 😁

Thanks for the share in PYPT, appreciate it a lot @thekittygirl. :D Glad you liked it!

That was a funny post @inthenow, and as someone who operated a lot of equipment and didn't have any restrictions as far as day or night goes, because for us emergencies occurred anytime in a 24 hour period, and they aren't very humorous to the people nearby.
Oh and @snook covered in dirt, and grease? That's an image to behold...
@thekittygirl shared this with PYPT and it was awesome...

Thanks! :) Yeah I know they were just doing their job, but still! LOL :D Yeah @thekittygirl is awesome. And yes @snook was definitely in need of a hot shower and r&r ahahaha.

yes, it's before noon and I am awake.....

Yes, it is before noon and I am sitting upright. This was a great story to read the first thing. Dog. FiL. Phone. OMG. Help me! :D

Tip!

LOL... You up early too, well that makes good company then! :D Thx, and yeah it was real fun to watch you in action all covered in grime lmao.

LOL, great pic with entertaining dream to go with it. 👏🏻 Oh and as for early morning noise, I can relate to it everyday. :/

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Thanks :) Yeah morning extreme wake ups are not nice.

Oh my land, that was fantastic! Thanks so much, that was the best part of my day! :D LOL. :D There were so many parts that made me laugh, my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing through this whole post. :D

God bless you. :D Have an awesome day! :D

Thanks for reading, glad it made you laugh. :D It was a funny dream.

Lmao sounds a funny movie script 😅

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LOLZ :D Yeah it was crazy like a movie.

found it in #pypt discord,
the story is very entertaining, nice.

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Thanks for reading, glad you liked it. :)

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Canada is always a safe bet. ;) Jack can sleep in our tent trailer.

LOL :D Always good to know... Does it have cable? :D

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