The Angels Descended: COM21 second Entry

People who know me know I like to know a lot of things and in my recent quest for knowledge, I delved into a certain facet of human anatomy and its parallels with human history in much the same way I did with Breast. In truth, there's really no way to decipher if the first man was blinded by his love for Eve's breast, ass or the blowjobs she learned to give from the devil(in form of snake). As a matter of fact, we can neither confirm nor deny if Adam and Eve ever existed due to the bullshit nature of it all.
I therefore thought I'd delve a little bit deeper into another body part God so kindly created in various shapes and sizes for mankind's pleasure.
It is often a misconception with body parts that "big is better" and this unfounded stereotype led to an inferiority complex with the Asians and their usually "small" accessories. The irony it is that booty related crime against nature originated somewhere in modern day Asia.

Typical of a lot of things that happen in the bible, it is neither stated where nor when but the Holy book describezd a time in history when Angels left the golden city above the sky to fuck on humans with asses way better than anything in Heaven.
The truth they say, is bitter and if we're to go by archaeological, historical and every other account associated with Indiana Jones, you would find that these asses were actually found somewhere in current Iraq. These Angels were later bannished to Hell fire to become Satan's minions.
I nominate @amirtheawesome1, a direct descendant of demonic dick and @trumpman because he knows more than a thing or two about dicks

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