My 'Holy' Thursday 'Blasphemes' Blog, on Sunday...
Since I wasn't able to grace my most loyal followers with a post this past Thursday due to some sort of destructive, digital disturbance online, I'm forced to make up for it now...
It's Sunday...so I have to keep this piece clean, up-lifting and appropriate in all way for the Sabbatical; otherwise it'll mean I have another mark against me when I finally show up at Heavens gate. That's when we all will have to 'pay' for our sins, or not be granted access.
I wonder if they accept crypto-currency now??? Hopefully they do; seems to me that it would be the most convenient for them. With crypto, they can save a lot on the cost of maintaining a huge, physical vault with armed guards and a twenty-four hour clerk to check things in. No armored truck expenses, cash counter machines and staff...all that shit oops... I can't use that word, it's Sunday...
One thing that has always bothered me (well...not 'always', but for a long time) is, why I got smacked in the head as a child if I uttered words such as sh*t, f*ck, c*nt and things like that??? They're NOT curses... yet, I was always told that they are.
The Bible says, "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" It doesn't say anything about the fuckin other words we so commonly use...???
Moses was perfectly clear on this when he came down from Mount Zion or wherever the hell it was, with those stone tablets in his arms. You remember the story, don't you? He spent forty days and forty nights up there in the rain waiting for a sign from God, while Noah was down below building an Ark and rounding up animals.
Moses didn't even have a raincoat or umbrella, because they weren't invented yet by the Jews who ran the manufacturing facilities in the Garment District in downtown Manhattan at the time...
Anyway...when Moses came down from the mountain, all of his followers had built a golden calf to worship out of the gold which was doing them no good, cause there were no stores in the desert to buy food with the nuggets. That's when God sent Manna down from the sky so that they all wouldn't starve to death..
Noah didn't know what the hell was going on behind his back either, because he was too busy working on saving the animals of the planet. Moses got mad at Noah anyway and threw the stone tablets at him in anger for not being observant enough.
Fortunately, the heavy tablets with the Ten Commandments on them missed hitting Noah, but they crashed down onto the ground and broke...That's why nobody found them yet, after all these years, because they were shattered into pieces and just look like typical stones now.
Then Moses told Noah to, "Let my people go" (on the boat too) but Noah said that there was no more room on board. This caused Moses to get pissed off again and he slammed his staff down upon the ground, and the rising flood waters began to part, allowing Moses and his followers a safe and dry path to the Holy Land...
It's all right there in the Bible (Old Testament) and in the Torah too... Go ahead and start reading them things all you heathens of Steemit; you might learn something.
I might not have been 100% accurate with all the correct details of events above, but I'm damn close...
Well, my friends...I'm outta here for now. See ya when I see ya.
Ciao
Another Rigid, Religious Rant from the Mind of @AngryMan on Steemit, March 15, 2019
Images Pexels.com & Google Images
Thanks @shepz1 :>)
Do you want his babies, to? lol
((d give it a go, but I definitely don't have a box, to keep it in)
NO...Babies are too expensive; a kitten or puppy would be okay.
The real story starts after the waters lowered again , Noah , still ignorant of his surroundings got drunk sodomised and molested the son of his son and plunged the world in to the mess we have today .
Have a nice Sunday , the resting day of the lord .
P.S. our god given rest day is the Saturday , to rest on Sunday is mocking the lord , it's goddamn blaspheme to rest o this day . ;-)
Hmnnnnnnn....I must have missed that passage in the Bible???? Yes, I know...Saturday is 'still' the Sabbath for Jews, but the Muslims and Christians chose Friday and Saturday respectively, instead. I guess they all want to be a little different in that way...???
Seems you missed the most cheesy dirty part , how Shem , Japheth and Ham became . Jews Christians and Muslims . How an old and dirty Noah could not chance his ways after the flood . Official story tell's us Canaan (son of Ham) saw him naked so Noah cursed him ??????
Japheth being the oldest did not get Noah's wealth and lands , It all was given to Shem , Japheth was allowed to live in a tent near Shem not to own a thing . Ham and Canaan where exiled to be hunted and murdered for all eternity . As Mozes still pissed off about not being invited on Noah's sail trip went to Palenstina to build a big ass temple near some rock sticking out of the ground . So Solomon could later seduce and merry Queen Sheba from Ethiopia to let her start the first ever Christian religion , the path to Rastafari . Evidence was all lost when this temple was destroyed by great force . Not a stone was left standing . Today fake Jew's and deluded Muslim's worship an old Roman fort that was placed near the temple with a rock stuck in it's centre yard .
When Jesus lived the temple was still there , and as he pulled the curtain's away for all to see what was going on inside that temple , Sm orgie's , sodomy and sin , we choose for Barabbas to be free . Hang the Hippie ! Nail him to a cross !
Humans ? living in a land of gods and monsters , al just looking for a place to get fucked real hard. ;-) . Lana made a nice song about it , enjoy the lyrics .
Oh yeah...I seem to remember all that now...How could I ever had forgotten? I saw it on television at the time it was all happening.
Thanks for the music video...eerily enjoyable.
Lucky you , i did not have time for television back then , tried to watch but got in to trouble with some local authorities , they threw me in a lion's pit to die , when done dealing with those lazy lion's it was al over . Even recordings made where destroyed as they where stored at that temple . Best soap ever , and i missed it , bummers . Well it gave me good reason's to learn how to read , and write (comment's) ;-)