🎭 TRUMPOLOGY 101 - how to improve performance ⁉️

in #trump6 years ago

Donald Trump is not doing very good lately.
I have some suggestions that could improve his performances:


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so here it is:


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  1. he needs a "Straight Man" to pitch talking points to him such as:
    "What do you think about the latest polls?"
    or: "Who is the snitch on your staff?"
    or "How about the New York Times!"
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  2. behind the stage, a percussionist that drum-rolls after he made his point.
    Or hits the cymbals when he becomes incoherent.

  3. a cue-card girl that shows the audience how to react,
    like: CLAP - CHEER - BOO - LOCK HER UP - MAGA etc

  4. for the hard of hearing a midget dressed as a Teletubby
    he doesn't need to know sign language,
    just holds up a middle finger during the speech.



Meanwhile, back at the office

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Looking forward to the end of this reign of terror

I feel for you guys - after all I was your "Canadian neighbor" for over 40 years before I returned to Austria. Thanks for checking in. There might be some friends of mine that may be mad at me for this, but boo-hooo

Yeah, it has become a complete circus over here. Trump has turned us all against each other. A huge dark cloud over democracy and basic decency. Just gotta stay inside until the storm passes!

just come out long enough to vote in November, lol

You better believe it :)

Hahah, lustig! Hast du das Video am Anfang gemacht? Erinnert mich an MIB! :-)

Ja, MIB, mich auch - hab es irgendwo gefunden und sofort runtergeladen. Ich habe einen ganzen Haufen Trump Memes gesammelt.

thank you! I might steal that GIF, haha

Another suggestion: Donald should go back to doing what he does best.

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Making an ass of himself. (:

That made my day! 🤣😎👍

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