#ULOG-02- GROUP CHAT AFTER I RELEASE THE NEWS

you can imagine who my afternoon and evening was like with my friends and colleagues, what my group where saying it quits funny chatting with them today after I release a news to them.

It was boom with lots of taking and talking everyone wants to say his or her mind to this topic, even people with off points, all were welcomed here because we are colleagues in the group. So I want you to enjoy the moment I had today with my colleagues on whatsapp group chat funny one.

You:
NEWS
Nobody in the department was mobilised because the deparrmental database crashed .
[7/9, 13:21] Chidimma: Oh my God!... why is our department always going backward instead of moving forward eeh!
[7/9, 13:22] Chidi: I no know say d goodnews skip our department... na wa oo
[7/9, 13:31] Joy ‬: Hmmm
[7/9, 14:46] ‪OY‬: so no one was mobilized finally???
[7/9, 14:46] ‪Jack ‬: wow
this November hope ehn 😣😣😣
[7/9, 14:49] ‪ify: Destiny delayers
[7/9, 14:49] ‪Joy‬: I cover my destiny in d blood of jesus christ
[7/9, 14:54] Ashi: 😂😂😂😂
[7/9, 14:54] Ashi: You don't need to blame the department
[7/9, 14:55] Ashi: November was their primary target!!! NYSC only took them unaware na
[7/9, 14:55] Ashi: Sorry!!!
[7/9, 15:06] ‪kinda ‬: And they are so dumb that the can't respond to targets ba..

You:Other dept have two heads..

Please try another excuse.
[7/9, 15:07] Ashi: My dear, it's prayers o!!!

You: Cause if I talk what me I saw, we'll know that sometimes we need to follow some people up with Automatic AK47
[7/9, 15:07] ‪Joy‬: lol🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂
[7/9, 15:08] ‪sav ‬: Hmmmmmm
[7/9, 15:09] You : Don't laugh, cause you've suffered shits just to get attention ....
[7/9, 15:11] ‪You ‬: Do they have a problem with effectiveness or doing the right thing
[7/9, 15:12] Nowhere1: See, the just have problems with themselves!!!
Working together is a big issue for them...
[7/9, 15:12] ‪Adele ‬: My God!
[7/9, 15:13] ‪Adele ‬: Its terrible
[7/9, 15:13] ‪kinda ‬: And annoying
[7/9, 15:15] Ashi: This one fighting this one cause he/she isn't from here, so why should you give me order in my state!!!

You: We students suffering it
[7/9, 15:16] ‪John : Mtcheww
[7/9, 15:26] ‪John ‬: 🤣🤣🤣🤣, we thinking of how to blow ooo.....their mumu go turn to blessing las las
[7/9, 15:27] Ashi: Amen my Brother
[7/9, 15:48] Anthonette: My goodness! 😟😦😧
[7/9, 15:50] ‪Goodness ‬: Wat did ur goodness do?
[7/9, 15:54] Ashi: 😁😁😁😁
[7/9, 16:24] ‪You: amen!
[7/9, 17:13] ‪John ‬: Why wait till d die minutes to send the names for mobilization. Things are done on time to avoid bad news like this.
[7/9, 17:14] bad money ‬: I reserve my comments b4 monitoring spirits twist them
[7/9, 17:26] Big Sean i: I swear
[7/9, 17:28] ‪ekwe ‬: 2 yrs after school some are still suffering because everyone was afraid to speak out and those that spoke out were reported. Is ok
[7/9, 17:35] Goodness: 🙄
[7/9, 17:38] Angel: Everyone be claiming Saint...

Who will admit being the REPORTER??
[7/9, 17:39] Ashi: 🤨🤨🤨me
[7/9, 17:39] Job ‬: Go and report again na 🤣🤣
[7/9, 17:39] Angel: MAKE UNA SHIFT ABEG LET ME WAIT FOR MY NOVEMBER IN PEACE.
[7/9, 17:39] ‪+234 703 466 4083‬: Lol
[7/9, 17:40] Ashi: Ooo baby
[7/9, 17:40] Angel: BIA...
BIKO IS NWOKOLO IN THE BUILDING???
[7/9, 17:41] Ashi: No
[7/9, 17:41] Angel: Y
[7/9, 17:45] Chidimma: Mehn... this is so disheartening & disappointing.
[7/9, 17:46] Chidimma: So sorry my people.
[7/9, 17:48] Angel: I'm not from igbo na
[7/9, 17:49] Chidimma: Go & rest jare
[7/9, 17:52] Angel: U need it more Hunie
So you won't tell ur husband ur tired n can't do the needful 🙈🙈
[7/9, 17:53] Chidimma: Am doing that already, no stress ur self.
[7/9, 17:56] ‪bubble ‬: 😳😳😳The sweerest part of d chat....keep doing ooo my sister
[7/9, 17:57] Chidimma: 😂😂😂
Wetin u dey fink bad child!
[7/9, 18:09] ‪Jack ‬: Abeg who ever had the idea of burning that dept and the people in it..

I think I'm interested in the plan now🙄
[7/9, 18:10] Chika obi: Lol, something we have burnt in the spirit, just left with the physical.
[7/9, 18:12] smell: I'll bring Gas and Fuel...
[7/9, 18:15] nette: I'll bring matches or lighter. Which ever you guys prefer ☹
[7/9, 18:15] ‪Esta ‬: eiya... my baby 😏
[7/9, 18:15] ‪payso: see as they are suffering 😆
[7/9, 18:16] ‪Joy ‬: my Dept shaaaa.. av got tales to tell o
[7/9, 18:24] Justin Bieber ‬: Wat will i bring sef🤔, Ok i will bring🤔🤔🤔 one grenade
[7/9, 18:25] ‪mk4‬: Girl you hash o..

Gas plus fuel....
We no go even need the light again
[7/9, 18:27] ‪Marty ‬: lol
[7/9, 18:27] Jack ‬: So which day r we executing this wonderful plan?
[7/9, 18:27] ‪Don: let's do it on a Thursday
[7/9, 18:27] ‪obi:Since database is crashing everytime, d dept. need to crash too
[7/9, 18:30] Angel: U don't need mention it here..

The date Don leak now
[7/9, 18:33] Uni Chika2: Thursday is not nice, everyone goes to work on Monday, so Monday next week 🤔🤔
[7/9, 18:38] Angel: Anoda leak day..
[7/9, 18:39] Angel: Informers are translating it in their language to d Department senate