I woke up this morning early, 9:30 AM to be exact. Low and behold, I went to my favorite place to see what there was to see.........

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Sigh.

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It was not my computer, internet connection, phone connection, a Dapp problem, a trick of the morning sunshine on my monitor. Steemit was down for goodness knows how long.

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Jumping down the rabbit hole called Discord woke me up even more. Many, many, people had questions that wanted answers. The clammer was almost deafening. Words of nodes, forks, and such were everywhere you could look.

Thank goodness for @Artemisnorth and her Creatives Coffee Hour show on Mondays at sometime in the early morning. I am usually not up at the start of the show but today of all days I was.

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Here, I do have to admit, I have not been feeling like my old self. Lot's of thoughts have been going through my head and flying right out again.

I have been trying to figure out what the reasons for this state was. Nothing, just nothing, was coming to my mind as to the why I have been feeling so off.

Just before the Creative Coffee Hour started, I happened to look in the mirror. A slight guttural scream might have left my lips when I saw what I had become.

Somewhere, somehow, my hair had turned brown again. While my new head of hair was very thick it was way too short for my liking. Was this the cause of my discontent over the last days? Was my head somehow growing new hair and messing up my brain?

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Part of the problem I seemed to be having was I started to see my new hair everywhere! @Chibera had been running a new logo contest over the last week but I still found it odd that hair, though nicely styled, should also be part of their newest logo.

Was I really starting to lose it? Is this how it goes? I wasn't sure but it did make me slow down and start to take stock of, well, what was left of my senses.

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The next thing I knew a photo came to me in a DM of...
Brace yourself before looking below!!!
I'm not taking any credit if you happen to break something while looking below.

I have never met @Papacrusher. I have only heard very nice things about him from the people that have. Once again I became slightly worried that something was amiss. The last I knew he had been bald!! Was something in the air? Was this feeling that I have been dealing with effecting more than just me?

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Off I went to talk to my friend @Jackmiller to see if he had any answers. Unfortunately, he seemed to be having the same problem I was seeing everywhere!

I didn't know how to break it to him that he was looking very fluffy in the hair department. How wearing sunglasses in the house was cool enough in 1980. He might want to take them off and.......hmmmm....... take a gander in the mirror at his new hairdo.

A Tad afraid of his reaction I decided it was best to go and let him find out all on his own. Yes, you can use the word chicken here and you would be correct.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures or Batman, The Lord of Darkness, The sexiest Witness on Steemit, to help you figure what in Hades was going on!

Little did I know......

The...

OMGosh!

It can NOT be happening....

but it was........

Lord help us all!

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Poor @Enginewitty and found the hair gel too!

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Shaking my head when I saw Batman, The Lord of Darkness, The sexiest Witness on Steemit, in this shape, I knew that we, Steemians, were doomed. The blockchain would never be fixed. @Ned's hair was all that would be left in the end to show that we had been here.

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Not able to take any more of the world I had now found myself in, I went to take a nap. From the deepest reaches of my brain, grey matter started to sparkle and shine or my phone beeping hysterically from all the Partiko notices finally woke me up.

WAIT!

WHAT?

PARTIKO NOTICES!

STEEM WAS ALIVE ONCE AGAIN!

I clicked and there in all its Steem glory was my blog! All in my world was on the correct axis once again.

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