Life is simple

It seems that the world will never hear the last of the infamous OMOPOLY as he stumbles from one atrocious ignoble act to another. A little over an hour ago, the jaundiced Electoral Chairman gave the go ahead for his minions to nearly commit vehicular manslaughter. And now, in an attempt to outdo that deplorable act, he has led hoodlums to attack students!

For several hours numerous students moved peacefully from one area to the other doing a massive campaign rally for LAUREL and the Reunification Team. Truthful residents of Under G and Stadium area will confess that that movement was free of strife and violence until OMOPOLY, fearing what such a movement would mean for his anointed candidates tomorrow attempted to run down some of the rallying students. He did this around the vicinities of Ragaray. This incident was overlooked by the rallying students after some deliberation and the issue was forgotten. Little did they know that the vicious Electoral Chairman had more planned.

Moving from the scene of the incident they continued on with the preaching of the gospel of the Reunification Team led by LAUREL. They had just arrived around Green House hostel when OMOPOLY struck again. This time, he was in company of BOSSMAN the former Speaker of the Students' Union, Timmy, a notorious thug from 500Level Physics department and several other unknown assailants. They proceeded to disrupt the peaceful campaign and went ahead to violently attack every student they could lay their hands on.

Two of the students who fell prey to their sneak attack were Comrade Emzy and Comrade Owen. Comrade Emzy was beaten so badly that he is presently bedridden. Comrade Owen was brutally battered and there are photo evidence of this attached to this article. The most ridiculous part of this tale is that the craven Electoral Chairman, fearing retribution for his devious actions went to wrap bandages around his head, feigning injury. He has gone around claiming that he was the one attacked and not the other way round.

All we ask of anyone who wshes to believe his fairy tale is that they ask OMOPOLY to open the bandage and reveal the injury he incurred to the entire world. He would not be able to do this because in reality, he is hale and hearty. With every action the Electoral Chairman takes he reveals himself for the mindless beast he is. But democracy will have the day tomorrow because no matter what he does, true ladokites will not be intimidated. They will come out and vote the right man, the right team with the right vision.

God Bless LAUTECH Students' Union!
God Bless Lautech

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