After seeing some of my favorite steemit people like @dreemsteem, @katrina-ariel, and @snook doing these, I had to look up on this new trendy thing and find out what it is. Turns out, it is pretty fun and great so guess what, I am a ulogger now too. I am not sure how often I will post these little diary-like posts but I will try to do them regularly. The goal is to post one every day, fingers crossed. The theme of the first one is "Like is a boss" because I am really, handling it like a boss. You will soon agree...

Thanks to @surpassinggoogle, people all around the world have something to write about. What is that, you wonder? Everything. Ulogs are about you and everything that is happening to you, influencing you and making you feel, think or do something. It is a way to battle against copying others work (STEALING) and making shit posts all the time. You are a star and the world would love to see you shine. Do not steal other people's shine, you have enough of yourown, you just need to show it.

Since I have a serious allergic reaction whenever I see someone stealing other people's work, this is an initiative that I HAVE TO SUPPORT. Being a little plankton thingy in this steemit ocean defines my way of support as a "That a boy!" tap on the back but hey, that counts for something too, right?

Hm.... Because @dreemsteem made me... Ok, just kidding (maybe). Some of the things that I usually write about are scientific and educational in nature in my physics explained series, motivational and inspirational, philosophical and psychological, spiritual, original writings in my novel, series about meditation... Here and there I leave a little something about my private life but not nearly enough, I know. Ulogs are a great way to tell you something about myself in a fun way. So... This is me:

Moving on to the a crazy little bird... Just outside our front door, we have an outdoor light that is fixated on the terrace. It is one of those that are activated by motion. A family of swallows decided it is a perfect place for them to sleep. Five of them squeeze next to each other on it and sleep. How cuteee... Nope, not so much.

I love animals and I love how they can be pretty funny. I knew these birds were trouble the first time I saw them. Fine, I will clean the mess they make (they sh*t a lot while they sleep) and I do not mind them chirping at 4 in the morning but here comes the plot twist. Since it is really hot, the front door is open almost all the time. Yup, they started flying into the house. Yesterday I was writing my post and one of them was sitting one meter from me on my closet. Cute? Yes, until it tried to get out and could not find its way. This morning I spent an hour trying to help one to get back outside. Common little creatures, you migrate to a place half a world away, how can't you get out of my house the same way you came in? I am sure the story does not end here and...

I am just gonna ignore it...

There are times when I want to have kids, you aren't getting any younger as some would say. When hormones have their party during ovulation or pms time, my pupils dilate when I see babies and, you know, get all girly like... Then I see how some kids treat their parents or themselves and I get a sudden urge to remove my ovaries with a spoon...

It was an interesting experience, no doubt, looking at her arms with scars (she used to cut herself a lot) and listening to her talk about her problems. She tried to kill herself a couple of months ago and just got out of the hospital two weeks ago. Her mom thought it was a good idea that I had a cup of coffee with a girl since I had experience with those things (a story for another time). I tried explaining to her some stuff and shared my personal experience but you know what? It is different when you are clinically depressed as an adult from when you are like that as a teenager. Imagine how teenagers can be difficult when healthy, now multiply that by a hundred. Anyway, she seems to be getting better, at least we all hope so. It is a long way and she has just started walking on that path to recovery.

A little birdie told me (probably the one that is staring at me right now, go away swallow!) that the person in charge of checking resumes and applications saw my papers and loved them. She said she was going to contact me by e-mail. Now I am hitting that F5 button like crazy and hoping for some good news.

I would really really really love to get this position. It is in a great firm with great hours and great salary. Triple the greatness. Some happy vibes my way would be appreciated guys, keep me in your thoughts. Money is tight, crypto is down and this job would be a lifesaver. I am keeping my fingers crossed until they turn blue...

It is, as I already said, hot in the city. Luckily, we have some parks and nature we can run away to. One of those places is the zoo. It is huge and animals are well taken care of. They have large areas to live in and there are always some lectures about taking care of animals, endangered species and similar stuff. The place is very educational and looks lovely. It is almost like you walked into a wild world where you can learn and see everything.

I love taking pictures but since my phone has a lousy camera these ones are the only ones that came out good enough to be shared.

I hate when a zoo keeps animals in small cages, it is torture for them. This one is not like that, some areas that hold just a couple of animals are so large it takes you a lot of time to walk past it. We were in the zoo for 5 hours and I really enjoyed myself, even went into some exhibits and got closer to animals. The best thing I like about this place is that they do not have a lot of animals, they focus on having a lot of room for those animals that are there and provide them with the best possible care. I dream about a day when even these kinds of zoos will be obsolete and animals can be observed only in nature. Until then, kudos for this zoo for not being as awful as some other places.

Oh yeah, since it was hot... (did I mention already it was hot?) I saw a guy with his shirt off riding a bicycle. He came to a water source and splashed some water on his body and oh what a body it was. He had so many muscles I could have easily played a game of chess on them. Mmmm... This is the closest thing to it that I found, you are welcome.

I hope you enjoyed my first ulog and that you will (if you have not already) consider doing them yourself. You are a star! We want to know about you.

Now I am off to convince a certain swallow she needs to get her ass back to nature where she belongs. Her family is probably missing her and I am sure flying around outside is better than being in this house in which smokers live. Here birdie, birdie, birdie... Here birdie...