Comedyopenmic 46 first entry: Where did my nut go?
Where did my nut go, I'll never know
Who holds it in her mouth must not be a hoe
How can I love you when we don't talk
All you want to do is smoke weed on rock
Where did my nut go, I can't say
I want you to swallow them everyday
How can I leave when you lock me
I beg you every night to come and blow me
Where did my nut go, its somewhere in the trees
I want you to climb up and hold it for me
How can I live when I'm not with you
Whenever you're not here. My balls go blue
Where did my nut go, keep it close to your heart
Keep it warm and we'll never be apart
How can I say this, I love you more
Never let me go, I'm yours for sure
Hey @belemo,
In an effort to try to give people more transparency and feedback on what our judges think of their posts, we thought we'd run an experiment and give people their score from teh judges.
Your post achieved a score of 4/5.
Thanks for the lovely entry to our contest. Now some posts do really well, others not so well, and some could use some improvement. We hope the above feedback is helpful in making you a star.
Hi belemo,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
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The future holder of my nut
What in God's name did i just read???!! :joy:!!!!!
Pure romance