Even Santa works for Big Pharma

At first, I thought it was a joke or maybe a figure of speech, but no, it is true - Santa Claus got his flu shot today!

There he is, giving a big thumbs up while his nurse - never knew he had one - administers the shot! Because we are told, Santa is going to be very busy, lots of tourists coming to visit him in Finland and bringing their horrible germs, not to mention the millions of snotty kids he has to deliver presents, too. But everyone needs to make a living and if Santa wants to keep his job I guess he needs to get with the program and support Big Pharma.
Winter is a busy season not only for the jolly fat guy, but also for the fat guys that need to sell their flu shots, to keep their fat pockets full! And last year’s shot was a disaster, which means this year they need to bring in the big guns if they want to have people buy a vaccine that was proven pretty much useless. Not to mention dangerous.
That’s it - thought you might like to see this!
I wonder if they can convince the Easter Rabbit to do an ad!?