Steemit 101

Welcome to Steemit, mate !
Let’s welcome you with a song !
Just play it on Youtube and read the little parody about Steemit I made. In five minutes, you’ll know everything needed. Or at least, you’ll have heard a great song.

(First verse : Yukmouth)

Sittin on my chair readin Steemit,
All night curating like cryptoctopus, curie and OCD,
It’s rainin, author rewards in my wallet are pourin,
Comm’ on this whale’s post, upvote me man I’m waitin,
I’m soarin to the top of the trends,
Buyin upvotes, like a madman my man, no time for writin prose,
Planctons love me, come to my post, their upvotes fallin like dominos,
« I upvoted you, man, please upvote me ? »
Rewards gettin fat, but boy, was that a flag ?
Am I dreamin or does this random wanna be my punchin bag ?
Goin to his profile, but didn’t quite make it,
Steemit is down, they broke it, fuck they ddos’d it, I feel emptied,
I hate it, got flagg’d on all my posts, rewards torn off,
Blockchain down couldn’t even get’em fought off,
Once Steem is back be sure I’ll sink this punk,
I’m havin flashbacks cuz all I saw was a few names my wallet shrunk.

This one was for fun, I made it in half an hour as I had the idea at that time.
If you’d like me to continue writing and then recording it to make the next summer hit, or just maybe become the unofficial Steemit song, comment to express your support !

I just hope it made you laugh, or at least smile !