The Great Flush

The day started like any other day on the long intestines, the workers woke up to go to their jobs, the night shifters arrived home to sleep, the dogs where barking, the sun was shining, it was just another forgettable day on a long line of similar days.

But then, on the afternoon everything changed, this day would later be known as "Evacuation Day" tremors started shaking our world, we all thought it was going to break apart and that our end was in sight...

On the night of evacuation day, the worse happened, white meteors started falling from the sky, but they weren't not destroying anything, when they made contact with the ground, they where gooey and splat around everywhere, the smell was terrible... We thought we where going to be safe but that was our first mistake.

Suddenly everything began to shake and a strong force started pulling us west, it was almost impossible to resist, everyone was dragged, nothing could stand the strength of this force, people, cars, building, nothing!

After being pulled down for what seemed to be ages, we saw a shinning light, we thought it was god, we thought everything was going to be ok, but we where wrong! BADOOOM SPLAAAAAASH after crossing the light we all fell into a huge lake and suddenly we hear a flush sound! We had been FLUSHED DOWN A TOILED.

Everyone lived happy ever after, the great flushing happens every 2-3 days and it purgers the entire population from your intestines. #StopTheFlushing! #SaveTheIntestinians!

This was a shit story (see what I did there) inspired by a comment I read on twitter :^)