If You Don't Vote For The Candidate I Vote For, All These Kittens Will Die! Is That What You Want, You Heartless Monsters?

in #funny4 years ago

Yes, that's right, emotional blackmail is now being used as a political tool. If you don't do exactly as I tell you, I'll guilt you. Because I lack self awareness, morals and a conscience, I will use any tool I can find, to benefit myself. While making it seem like I care about anyone else. I don't though. If I can profit from the death and suffering of others, I will. I always have. I live in the rich, developed world. Which can only exist through the death and suffering of others, far less privileged than I. I'm not even a virtue signaling Hollywood celebrity, yet I feel no guilt for my selfishness and hypocrisy. I possess all the qualities they have, only I'm not a multimillionaire pretending I'm progressive to profit myself. I can't afford a team of people to administer my social media, I have to deal directly with the scum myself. Fortunately for celebrities, their followers are far too stupid to realize this. It's what celebrities rely on. The belief in the illusion they give a fuck about others. Dance monkeys, dance. To the tune they play. Because celebrities are so far above you, you are less than the dirt beneath their feet. Bask in their radiance you lowly vermin.

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I try really hard not to have anything to do with politics. No matter what they say it makes very little difference who gains power. Basically all they do is rearrange the same furniture, then pretend everything is much better than it was when the sofa was six inches further away from the window. Politicians mainly provide me with amusement. For example I'm still laughing at the UK Shadow Minister who stated, in a TV interview, that babies are born without a gender. Apparently the doctor assigns them one when they are born. She didn't go into how they made the decision. Maybe they flip a coin. Just think, if it hadn't come up tails, you might have been the opposite gender to the one you are now. Perhaps you'd like to try for best out of three? Instead of taking the gender that was applied to you by someone you never really met. It would be a lot more democratic if they had say ten or twelve people who looked at a hospital nursery and voted for whichever babies they thought should be male or female. Amidst my laughter at this ridiculous opinion, there's a tinge of horror. Not only is that stupid woman making decisions for the entire population, the majority of the people in her constituency actually thought she'd be a good representative.

Suppose she decides to change your gender. That's going to create all sorts of problems. You're going to need an entirely different wardrobe for a start. However, believe it or not, I actually check the shit I come out with, so I checked the definition of gender.

Noun - either of the two sexes (male and female), especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones. The term is also used more broadly to denote a range of identities that do not correspond to established ideas of male and female.

Meaning they have radically changed the definition of a word. Without telling us. I didn't get the memo it seems. I have to admit I've changed addresses quite a few times, but surely I should have been notified. What about languages other than English, where nouns and pronouns have genders? Masculine, feminine, common and neuter generally. Do they still have the same gender they were assigned when they were born? If so, why can't they change gender? And since they are changing the meaning of words, what's to prevent them changing the meaning of those nouns and pronouns, without telling us. We'd need to continually check the online dictionaries. Otherwise I could end up calling a thing with an engine and a wheel at each corner, a vehicle or car. When in fact it's now called a passenger translating situation device or PTSD.

I genuinely believe that the majority of people who have done this had good intentions. However they have created a paradox. Effectively the word gender is meaningless, when you can choose whichever gender you feel fits you. In a limited way that's good. I have two trans-woman friends. One post op. Both of whom literally had the living shit kicked out of them on a regular basis, and one of whom was almost murdered before transitioning. Her flat mate actually was. Because he was gay. Yeah, that's right, I have associated with numerous members of the LGBTQIA+ community. They are fantastic, although I'm still hurt that not one of them propositioned me for sex. You'd think at least one would. It's a cross I have bear. No one, who isn't drugged into a coma, will have intercourse with me. Thank God for white wine and Rohypnol.

Now here's the problem. Having rendered gender both irrelevant and meaningless with their redefinition, they've actually destroyed the LGBTQIA+ community and movement. If gender is meaningless, in the biological sense, how can you be transgender? If gender is meaningless, you can't be a lesbian or gay or even bisexual because there's no such thing as a sex either. Which eventually will erode all the sacrifices of a lot of wonderful people who fought to be treated equally. I fear their history will wiped out. There is a danger that gays and lesbians will simply be men in woman's body and women in a man's body. There is a danger we'll become Iran. Where if you are Gay or Lesbian, you have the following choice. You either go through transitional surgery, or you die. So if you're a man who is attracted to other men and quite attached to your penis and balls, tough shit. That man you love with all your heart, will lose his as well.

Now I expect this will trigger a certain group of people, who actually can't follow the logic. But I don't give a fuck. Because all the friends I have in the LGBTQIA+ community, agree with me. Your opinion means nothing to me. Your hate towards me and the truth, will not only be ignored, it will feed my ego. I will enjoy your fake outrage and your desperate need to be seen as a victim. Knowing that really you are desperately virtue signaling, while failing to give a fuck about anyone but yourself.

Now think back to those kittens and the boxes of puppies I have in my basement. If you don't do what I want you to do, when I tell you to do it, I'm going to commit pet genocide, and it will be all your fault.

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