I'm getting married!

in Boylikegirl Club27 days ago (edited)

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Hi K,

Guess what?
After all those years I decided to get married. I know it's a bit late to invite you but I was busy arranging the wedding. You, above all, should be present dear friend. I know, I know you don't like parties and I assure you it won't be as big as you see in those films or among the VIPs.

I made an appointment at church (surprise surprise), and the witnesses said yes, the flowers are present and you won't believe it but I even have the rings. I know you above all are a critical artist so I want you to know I remembered each thing you said about the jewellery I once asked a goldsmith to make for you. I admit that the design made by me was terrible and the gold colour was my mistake, I should have known you don't like gold since you are a witch.
Anyway, what I want you to know is that I am super excited about the big day and I organized it all. No need to worry I will not offend you or bring up the good old time we had together, well that is till the moment you told me you don't like me and I should stop stalking you.

My dear ex, you will ask when the big day is.
Well, it's exactly two days after your son left for France for the Eco-Shell Marathon, so my love dear friend, I mean ex I know you are alone and have time.

Tuesday the 21st of May is the big day!
There's nothing you have to do. Just be present, I even arranged a dress for you, it fits the dress code.

I will be waiting for you, the attachment is a ticket for your flight and the chauffeur will pick you up at Eindhoven Airport.

Let me know if I should send a taxi to pick you up in the middle of nowhere, wherever you are, I didn't figure that out yet, to take you safely to the airport in Vienna.

I can't wait to be married. I'm so excited to be see you.

Herr Mann

P.s. My parents died just my crazy sister and a brother are still alive, there is no need to worry or feel uncomfortable. I am 200% sure you love my bride too.

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My dearest friend!

It is the 21st and your BIG day today!

Due to me bumping my big toe, I would unfortunately not be able to attend, but I am sure you will know that, in spirit, I will be there with you.

I will keep a keen eye on international news, as I've got that feeling in my tummy that you will be one of those run-away brides.
If you do, make it worth it and don't stop listening to Bob Marley's “One love, one heart, one destiny.”

Jou vriendin hier aan die suidpunt van Afrika! 🥂

This 'bride' left before she set her signature. Certain emails/invitations can better be ignored. Nevertheless, I could use a honey sweet journey to the moon unless there's space aan die zuidpunt. Ik denk dat ik meer plezier heb met jou.
Ik kom jouw teen wel verzorgen. Ik hoop dat jij de nagel niet kwijt bent. Een blauwe teen is niet fijn.

21st Escape & Liberty Day hoezee voor mij.

🍹🥤❤️🍀🏖️

Daar is niks met my tong verkeerd nie (Tong in die kies)

Let's celebrate that escape 🎉🎂✨🍰🥳

🥳🥳🥳🥂🍾

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Interesting.

I don't have any ex😃
And if i had any i would never go, maybe i will stalk them (wedding pictures) online, but attending his wedding? Never

Just write an entry. It doesn't have to be long. The community is supportive and relaxing.

A nooo isn't long. 😁🤣

Hahaha not sure, will try.

When is the deadline?

You have 2-3 more days. The post says it's 4 days old. With me it's Wednesday evenimg so you have till Saturday.

Ooops! 🤭 No, and I'm not married, anyway I wouldn't invite a ex to my wedding.
By the way, if I we're the ex I would not go!

You can write a short post. No minimum of words required. The weekly contest is relaxing and fun because everything is allowed. It triggers creativity.

To me EX = EX IT

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For a moment I thought you would get married and did not tell me!
It's clear the stalker wrote you. I tell you better safe than...Stay home!

I bring the chocolate 🥳

K, you can always say no. This could explain to Herr Mann that, besides your own commitments, you also have the responsibility of taking care of your child and that the safety and well-being of your child are the absolute priority.🌈

Did you meet Herr Mann? After 18 years he still doesn't no what "no" means.

How hopeful can one be?

Mrs K, you are Mr Mann's most beautiful ex-girlfriend

Apparantly, but I rather not.

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