cryptid005 (49)in #monkey • 8 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Little MonkeyLittle Monkey craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It is a curious thought, to my grandma, but…cryptid005 (49)in #robin • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Yellow RobinYellow Robin craved for a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #jerk • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fat JerkFat Jerk needed a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to my…cryptid005 (49)in #poodle • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Eccentric PoodleEccentric Poodle found a pen that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to me…cryptid005 (49)in #nerd • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous NerdFamous Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of wine to cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me…cryptid005 (49)in #bird • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Boring BirdBoring Bird looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a curious operation, to my mum…cryptid005 (49)in #newt • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Nervous NewtNervous Newt desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. One might…cryptid005 (49)in #worm • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Worrisome WormWorrisome Worm desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly surprising…cryptid005 (49)in #alien • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful AlienCheerful Alien found a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #orangutan • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fat OrangutanFat Orangutan owned a pen that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life…cryptid005 (49)in #servant • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fucking ServantFucking Servant looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly…cryptid005 (49)in #antelope • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Chinese AntelopeChinese Antelope needed a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have…cryptid005 (49)in #fisherman • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Tired FishermanTired Fisherman carried a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly curious…cryptid005 (49)in #gremlin • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Weary GremlinWeary Gremlin wanted a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to…cryptid005 (49)in #cunt • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Little CuntLittle Cunt always carried a computer that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an extraordinary…cryptid005 (49)in #poodle • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Troubled PoodleTroubled Poodle often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a…cryptid005 (49)in #troll • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Dodgy TrollDodgy Troll needed a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting idea, to my…cryptid005 (49)in #dildo • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Big DildoBig Dildo always had with them a ball that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to…cryptid005 (49)in #dildo • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Adventurous DildoAdventurous Dildo had a cucumber that they liked to break. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but…cryptid005 (49)in #knight • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Hungry KnightHungry Knight looked for a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a…
