drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 7Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed. . . . Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry…drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 6A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all…drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 25What did the cat say when the mouse got away? . . . . . . You've got to be kitten me!drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 24Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? . . . . . . A. The prawn broker.drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 23Where did the music teacher leave her keys? . . . In the piano.drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 22A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn't get hurt at all. How is this possible? . . . . . . . . .…drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 21I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . .…drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 20I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . .…drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 19Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . .…drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 18One (k)night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was no one in the castle when they went in, and no one else…drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 17Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . .. . Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.drmashurgulati (9)in #lol • 6 years agofunny #joke. 16When do you go at red and stop at green? . . .. .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. When you’re eating a watermelon.drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 15What did the cat say when he lost all his money? . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . I'm paw!drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 14I love both guys and girls yet I'm still single? . . . . . . . . Friend: Guess you'll just be Bi-Yourselfdrmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 13Dude! Can you believe that even after all that shit, They're Still Together?! Friend: Who is? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 12I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the fired because I took a couple of days off. 😂drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 11Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa Found a bottle of Viagra in the sons medicine…drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 10They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer. So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him!drmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 9What has four wheels and flies? . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. A Garbage truckdrmashurgulati (9)in #funny • 6 years agofunny #joke. 8"Give it to me!" She yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. .…