hmht1234 (31)in #dtube • 5 years agor/ProRevenge - She Hated Me and Made Me Think I Was an Idiot (4th all-time upvotes)A story from r/ProRevenge about a girl who was treated unfairly by teachers and get her revenge... Got a story to…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke #15: Attempted muggingI started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a while ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been far more…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke 14: I met a beautiful girl todayI met a beautiful girl today! Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke 13: I got fired from the sperm bankI got fired from the sperm bank today. Apparently you are not allowed to nudge your co-worker and say "get a load…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke #12: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes :D A joke a day keeps the reality away…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke #11: Sex is like mathsYou add 2 people, Minus the clothes, Divide the legs, And pray you don't Multiply! :D A joke a day keeps the…hmht1234 (31)in #bitcoin • 6 years agoOne does not simply buy cryptocurrencyA meme I made to share the December/January experience obtained by so many :D I made this on (hence the water…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke #10: My wife told me I'm in for a big surprise in 9 monthsMy wife told me I'm in for a big surprise in 9 months I'm so excited for Santa to visit! :D A joke a day keeps…hmht1234 (31)in #bitcoin • 6 years agoDaily Joke #9: Lawyer's Present" I will not say anything until my Lawyer's present!" "But you are the lawyer" says the special agent. "I know! So…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoDaily Joke #8: 100 ApplicantsA manager received over 100 applications for a job. He said "I can't be bothered go to through all these, just hire…hmht1234 (31)in #joke • 6 years agoDaily Joke #7: The lotteryA man turns to his wife and says " What would you do if I won the lottery?" The wife replies "Take half and leave…hmht1234 (31)in #joke • 6 years agoDaily Joke #6: I have a sticker on my car that says "Honk if you think I'm hot"...I then wait at a green light to make myself feel great! A joke a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for morehmht1234 (31)in #bitcoin • 6 years agoElectroneum: Did they meet their Q1 targets/milestones? Will they meet their Q2 targets?Hi Guys! As Q1 nears it's end it is important to see which cryptocurrencies have met their targets and which are…hmht1234 (31)in #electroneum • 6 years agoElectroneum: Bullet-point update of recent developmentsHi Guys! This will be a very short bullet-point style summary of some of the important information/developments…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke #5: My girlfriend left a note on the fridgeMy girfriend left a note on the fridge. "I don't think this is working and I am going to stay with my mother" it…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke #4: I came home early...I came home early today and confronted my wife, in our bedroom, if she's cheating on me or not. She laughs. I laugh.…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Viagra stolen! Police looking for a gang of *Hardened* criminals ;)Daily Joke #3 A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D Follow for more! :)hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoIf you're skydiving and your parachute jams, don't worry - you have the rest of your life to fix it!Daily joke #2 Hope this made you laugh! A joke a day keeps the reality away! :D Disclaimer: No jokes are…hmht1234 (31)in #news • 6 years agoThe great physicist Stephen Hawking has died age 76Image Source: The great physicist Stephen Hawking has died age 76 Sources: BBC News: Sky news: “He died…hmht1234 (31)in #funny • 6 years agoRibbed Condoms don't even taste like ribsHopefully this brightens up your day! A laugh a day keeps the reality away :D
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