puddlejumper (43)in #corona • 4 years agoBe Like This Little Piggypuddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoTwo guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoWhat is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-naWhat is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-napuddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoDid you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoA three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoSomeone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoWhy did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoTwo peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoCemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years agoA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years agoHow do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years agoWhat do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years agoBought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoCashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.puddlejumper (43)in #puns • 6 years agoWant to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoDid you know french fries aren't cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece.Did you know french fries aren't cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoNext year I'll give mom the best Mother's Day gift ever: take her shopping and pretend I'm enjoying it!Next year I'll give mom the best Mother's Day gift ever: take her shopping and pretend I'm enjoying it!puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoI told my kids on Mother's Day I want to be pampered. ...So, they bought me diapers.I told my kids on Mother's Day I want to be pampered. ...So, they bought me diapers.puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoToddler: someone who can't hear their name from across the room, but can hear a bag of potato chips being opened through three walls, in a thunderstorm.Toddler: someone who can't hear their name from across the room, but can hear a bag of potato chips being opened…puddlejumper (43)in #jokes • 6 years agoSon: Dad, what's it like to have the best son ever? Dad: I don't know, you'd have to ask GrandpaSon: Dad, what's it like to have the best son ever? Dad: I don't know, you'd have to ask Grandpa
