The Crazy Alien

The Crazy Alien desperately searched for a condom to try to balance on their head. It would have been an original action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be sublime. A condom was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Alien desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Crazy Alien always kept a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Crazy Alien craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. It might be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Crazy Alien wanted a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Alien owned a chocolate bar to eat. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.