The Lonely Alien

The Lonely Alien desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Alien desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. It was a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A bottle of beer having that done to it

The Lonely Alien desired a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Alien desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Alien searched for a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Lonely Alien owned a custard pie that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.