I'm not entirely sure how useless such a robot would be. I mean, bagels are pretty tasty.

Getting a Robby the Robot vibe from this, that guy would synthesize up to 60 gallons of whisky at a time, so maybe bagels aren't quite as helpful.

If I wanted to be snarky, my vote would be for the robot from the Lost in Space reboot. Not even its cool character design can save that mess.