Hello! I am THE LIBERTARIAN THOUGHT LEADER GUY!

Send me your mon... Wait. I mean. THE DOLLAR IS CRASHING!!!! U kno y I kno? Cuz the stock market fell 666 points! OMFG guys!

I know I’ve been saying this for like 10 years every single fucking week, but you losers believe it, so why the hell not!?

So sign up for my newsletters and shit. And upvote me here so I can help you survive!

I AM ALSO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

Just pay for tickets to get me out of jail (WAS ARRESTED FOR FREEDOM!) so I can run my next conference.

I am going to CENTRALLY REDISTRIBUTE all the land with my friends FOR ANARCHY AND END THE GOVERNMENT WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!!

What better way to end a institutionally violence-based entity’s violence than by joining it!??!?

SEND $$$$$$

Also, please ignore all the anarchist and voluntaryists already directly innovating, helping each other, posting new, pertinent content and creating on here, and vote for my backlog of videos from six years ago! I came back to Steem because the price went back up!

OH YEAH! My left toenail was shaped like a pyramid!!!!

after clipping them this morning which inspired me to create another conference. Called anarcho-clip-O. It’s all about clipping off folks who wanna do other shit from my other conference and having more parties.

AS THE CELEBRITARIAN CROWD KNOWS. IF YOU AIN’T ON A SEMEN-RETAINING, AYUHUASCA GUZZLING, FAIRWEATHER CRYPTO-ING MEGA BUZZ...

U DON’T FIT IN!

SO Yeah. IGNORE THOSE LOSERS CONSISTENTLY POSTING NEW SHIT ON STEEMIT,

innovating, feeding, sheltering, making kickass art, businesses, and initiatives and DIRECTLY (pfft) building anarchist communities and local/international networks, AND getting rich and stacking coins,

AND VOTE FOR MY MESSIANIC VISIONS INSTEAD!!! I WILL SAVE U!!!

Thanks!

When the Steem price drops again I’ll be gone anyway!

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(Note: This has been some impressions presented in the spirit of satire and good fun. Should the free market here on Steem continue to wish to support the type of stuff targeted in this post, so be it. Viva the free market!)

~KafkA

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Graham Smith is a Voluntaryist activist, creator, and peaceful parent residing in Niigata City, Japan. Graham runs the "Voluntary Japan" online initiative with a presence here on Steem, as well as DTube and Twitter. (Hit me up so I can stop talking about myself in the third person!)