Well: Here It Is — That Green Thing Everyone Wanted To See
Anyway. Here's that green thing. Ta-dah!
Now
I know what you're thinking:
What the fuck, man? I didn't order a green thing. And even if I did, that green thing is mostly red! You're slippin' dude! What is that thing sticking out? A penis? This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life! You should be ashamed of yourself! I LOOKED AT THAT PIECE OF SHIT FOR TWO MINUTES AND THAT'S TWO MINUTES I WILL NEVER, EVER, GET BACK!! That's it! I'm calling the cops! Ned! Ned! Ned!
Wow.
Have you been drinking?
Jeez you guys. I was just, trying to be an artist again.
It's not easy, okay! Everyone's busy bitching about red market this and red market that so I thought I'd just come and brighten up everyone's day with some green stuff for a change and all you can do is take a dump on my head and let it run down my face like that?!?!
Say you're laying there on the hospital bed, trying to read something but your neighbor over there behind the curtain won't stop coughing and farting at the same time. This was me bringing you balloons!
Thank you for the balloons, sir!
Oh cool! I love the special olympics!
I heard it's good for the skin... So you might come out of this whole thing with realy
smellynice looking skinIf that's the case, maybe I'll continue provoking the shit out of people, so I can put it in jars, and sell it.
Weirder things have happened... like the gamer girl who sold her bathwater
That's disturbing but not really because when I was 17, the friends and I needed money for weed, so one dude stole a pickle jar from his mom, another dude pissed in it. I helped make the label. "Genuine Bill Murray Urine" We got five bucks at the pawn shop for it. I think the guy just bought it because it was funny. Five bucks is five bucks though.
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My buttcoins came out green today... thanks for that.
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It makes me really happy to hear this.
Wavy green sunglasses on a red face, is what that is. Looking through them will turn all red into black.
That's some deep interpretation stuff right there. I like it.
Thanks for the green. I really needed that, all day I've been chanting Green, Green, Green...
I felt listend to heard.
That's the power of vibes 'n shit.
And chanting! That's taking the tribe thing to a whole new level! Someone should light a big-ass fire!
Thanks I got a laugh out of the post🤣
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Good! That's why balloons are awesome right!
Yes😎
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Who would've thought of the greatness of those Balloons! 😂
My balloons and I have made the world a better place today!
Indeed!
Love the testimonials :D
Just the helium for me please...
How you going to save a planet without balloons?!
This reminds me of some cartoon character on Futurama. Perhaps it is because it looks like a single eye.
I does look like a single eye, along with a bit of a nose. I wasn't trying to make it look like anything that exists though. Just something simple, and for a bit of a laugh.