🍌 Where'd all the bananas go? 🍌
Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Right now he's on a mission to right the injustices done to bananas. Professor B tends to rant a bit, but he's part of the Banana Collective, and we love 'im.
Several of us went to the local farmers market this morning...
... and I took some pictures to show our readers all of the wonderful bananas displayed for sale.
That's right ~ Not. A. Single. One.
There were NO bananas displayed at the farmers market. Nada. Zero. Zilch.
Let's see what the farmers DID have that was soo--oo--ooo necessary as to leave no room for bananas:
There was plenty of fruit...
melons
grapes
pears and the evil-est of fruits, apples
There were vegetables, of course: 
including stuff pulled from the ground 
and even fungi 
But do you think there was even a SINGLE banana to be had in the entire farmers' market? No, there wasn't.
We, the Banana Collective, are NOT going to roll over and take this kind of treatment!
I, um...
Well, actually...
No, I guess they aren't.
(oops.)
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That is unheard of! A farmer’s market without bananas. You should see the farmer’s market here!
Yes, as my publisher pointed out, it's all about location, location, location. 🍌
Seems right!
Professor Barrington, Phd this is further proof of my theory as to how apples are programming people through the use of pleasant memories. Most people are not astute enough to realize that apples are manipulating our experiences through joyful and fun activities.
The exclusion of bananas is part of their master plan to remain dominate in the fruit world. I know that I may incur the rath of apples for writing this. However, I am willing to put my life on the line to help exposes and alert people of the apples evil intention to rule the fruit world. They have gained the support of vegatables and farmers.
I am thankful to be able to post this on the blockchain, so, that future generations will know towary of apples. I have taken the precaution of posting this on an Android device, to avoid the evil apples from deleting my message or change the its content.
Some may think I'm paranoid. But is it really paranoia if they are out to get you?
In the eventof my disappearance or untimely demise, the top suspect should be apples.
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My dear Ms. Emerge -- finally a human bean who understands the plight of the Banana Collective! Thank you for your strategic posting on this web thing we're on.
Truther Red Peel, I plan on increasing my vigilance as I plan to step up my activity to combat the injustices that Bananas are suffering at the hands of the evil apple empire.
Professor Barrington, Phd, I will continue to strategically post about the conspiracy by the apples to discredit Bananas and deny them their rightful place on tne top of the fruit basket!
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You are a true Banana Friend!
Here's a snack:
Thank you. I used it to make a Banana Lasagna for the Banana Program.
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Yeah, we saw that. Weird way to enjoy bananas, @emergehealthier, but we gotta give it to you for creativity! :-)
Some people do not just eat the banana.
hahaha
Gotta love Bert & Ernie! 🍌
Hehe... Location. Location. Location.
This was such a refreshing piece and made me laugh myself silly. Thank you so much for putting this together and being a part of #MarketFriday! Very much appreciated!
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Thanks, @dswigle. The Banana Collective's primary directive is to bring a little levity, so it warms our heart to know that we gave you a laugh.
And a big thank you for the re-steem! 🍌
You are very welcome!
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