Once, on this day,
Not too far back,
A treasure had formed
From a meer twitch in a sack.
A spunky wee sperm
Went running amok
If it had been anal
He would have been fucked.
But lo, and behold,
On this marvelous day
A Justin was made
From a roll in the hay.
And though his mother's down unders
Be wrecked aft to stern
I am sure, to this day,
She was glad he were born!