The existence of Evening Man can be said to be a myth; that Early Man devolved when he got that roll of cash, and that he went straight to being homus ridiculous when money showed up in his life. In other words, Early Man became what we now know as Modern Man as soon as he saw that flash of green cash in the ever-giving stream that he was lounging next to.

But of course. Green does tend to devolve us, bring us to points so far beyond where we should have gone. Like the sky.

Sorry. I have this obsession with the perfect green of the sky. Be that as it may...

Reminds me of the great line by some comedian, I forget who and can't seem to find it online. It goes something along the lines of:

My 4th grade teacher was very mean. She said to me John (or whatever his name was), the sky's the limit. I'd just told her I wanted to be an astronaut.