Day 43 on Steemit – I Got My Second Wife Back, But She's Already Cheating... For Money!!!

 

As many of you know, my current wife got lockjaw from squatting over a rusty coffee can and then ended up in a coma after taking some bad antibiotics thanks to the free clinic.

Why is nothing ever truly free?

Every Thanksgiving we go to the shelter for their free meal and half way through it the preacher begins berating us for being sinners. Seriously who wants to feel bad for banging trannies while eating turkey and gravy?

Anyways, my wife’s dickhead dad isn’t returning my calls and the stupid hospital won’t give out information over the phone, so I guess she is still in a coma.

It sucks!

I hate being without a wife, but luckily my second wife has agreed to move back in and take on all the wifely duties. I even went by the junkyard and picked up a toilet so this one will last longer.

So far things are working out well, she even sent money when I was locked up, but a few hours ago she dropped a bomb on me, that she stopped stripping and is now working as an escort. Then she asked if I would go with her and wait in the car, as protection, when she sees clients.

WTF!

I got so angry I kicked the shit out of my TV, but then she said that this is how she was sending me money while I was in the joint.

I felt bad and wasn’t sure what to do, so I asked her to leave and told her I would call her tomorrow. I like having a wife, but this doesn’t sit right with me and I can’t shake the feeling that all my old buddies are having their way with her, just to get back at me. I keep thinking, what Jesus would do, but he doesn’t live in the real world, so I need real advice.

What would you do in my situation?