The patriot Faily Daily has uncovered new information on film producer giant Micheal Moore.

He was once thought to be a genius in cutting edge films, like Fahrenheit 9/11, (or 11/9,).
He his now seen as a total idiot, who is now unable to even come up with an original film title.

Many people think this demise is due to his brain being slowly squeezed out of his body. Simply because there is no room left inside him.
It has been proved scientifically that ingesting 250,000 calories a day, actually causes any organs not used for digestion, to become redundant.
Then these organs are simply expelled from the body.
The biological imperative of eating - over every other activity - takes precedence.

But how does this happen?
The answer is..

We simply don't know. - it's never happened before.

No one has ever eaten as much, in the history of mankind.

The Great white shark association have now created a support group in the south Atlantic to try and deal with the Moore phenomenon.
Just before getting eaten alive, our intrepid reporter filed a report of an interview concerning this issue.

...."We were always seen as natures top predator", Said Jaws, " It's so unfair! This has led to a lot of us to feeling very insecure about our place in the food chain.
It's very unnerving, and it can lead to appetite loss, and even vegetarianism.
The will to eat just... stops. We just can't compete with this..."

He went on to say :

"...Seeing him in action in a MacDonald's with 125 bigmac's , 200 extra fries, and a 43 gallon shake is downright intimidating... it just makes us feel useless and impotent.
We call our condition 'MDS', or Moore's Derangement Syndrome.

The Great White shark 'situation' was so serious that Greenpeace launched an investigation into Moore's eating habits, but was cut short after a very strange incident.
The investigators - on the day of the interview - just disappeared without a trace. All 12 of them.
There have been no reports of the missing individual's, ever being seen again.

Moore was interviewed about the investigators disappearance, by three local police officers - and here's the really weird part - they just disappeared without trace as well...

No evidence of them being alive, has ever been found....

There was a strange discovery however. All three of the police officer's cell phones were found...found in a pile of human excrement, in a wooded area very close to Moore's residence .
This has now raised concerned speculations, as to Moore's real eating habits...

Has he now started eating mobile phones to quench his insatiable hunger?

....Or is there something much darker going on deep within the bowels of the land based leviathan?

A recently published photograph has also added to speculation, about Moore's origins.
Is this he a product of a genetic experiment gone wrong ?
We think it might be....

Our Daily Patriot scientific department stated categorically - that only a genetically modified cock could look like that, and it's NOT a product of any natural cock building chromosomes.

If we add his appetite into the equation, along with his cock evidence, it seems logical to see genetic engineering as the only possible reason for this bizarre specimen individual.

The question people are now asking themselves, is :

How long will it be, before he eats his own cock?

I nominate.... ffs...errr.... @scribblingramma - she get's it... @havok777 ...I have no idea why...