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I prefer a dry fish. Or a wet newpaper.

But never both.

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...I hate parasitical behavior.

Hah! That's funny... well done! I'm surprised, though, that you didn't capitalize on Jerry's $800 an hour "personal consultations." That was jaw dropping, when whomever-it-was did a post on it...

But yeah, thumbs up!

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